Alea iacta est

Day 3,021, 07:02 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Dimow Brando

dio observing the congress elections in Pakistan from outer space with the Pakistani Space Program

Ladies and gentlemen,
listen to what a successful party president has to tell you.

Vento Aureo is experiencing an incredible political comeback.
Last time the party was Nr. 1 on congress elections was back in December 2014.

Applause

And while my friend Wooky Jack is recruiting soldiers for our military unit Stone Ocean, I, as a Party President and a diplomat, am hereby declaring a political campaign.

Random Pakistani citizen: What's the target of your campaign?
Dimow Brando: To give the people the feeling they belong to our community. To teach the younger citizens the feel of diplomacy and to bring peace and harmony into their hearts. To not just make them feel as a "vote" from the crowd but a true member of the party that belongs to the community of Vento Aureo.
Random Pakistani citizen: How do you plan doing this?
Dimow Brando: Well first I'll try to do some party propaganda via articles using fancy images and writing educational stuff. Upon winning the attention of all of Pakistan's citizens, I am going to start by helping the new party members grow.
This is a PR campaign which includes the creation of a wiki article + an interview
posted into my newspaper.
We are going to take care of your political career at the beginning but the glorious days are not going to come by walking with shoes over the sand.
You must feel the magic.
You must go barefoot in order to do so.
Random Pakistani citizen: Is there more than this?
Dimow Brando: fvck yeah, I'm also planning on party avatars, besides our cool military unit ones. If you are brave enough to message me and polite enough to introduce yourself, you'll get a surprise from me as well.



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