Ad Attack (Free Weapons)
HebronGazelle
I have to wait two months until the start of university, this puts me at risk of extreme boredom. To minimise this risk I took up a new hobby. This hobby involves getting ridiculous ads published in my local paper for free. You can see today's work below.
These were just to test whether I could actually get the ads published for free. Now I am on a mission, to get the best ad published ever! And I need the help of eRepublik! Please suggest ideas for ads in the comments. Every person who suggests an ad which I will use will get 10 Q7 weapons. Or in other words, every ad you suggest which I use will get you 10 Q7 weapons. But there are a few rules:
- The ad must have a title and a main body
- The title must be a maximum of 30 characters
- The title and the main body together must be a maximum of 150 characters
- No directly mentioning any real life person
- No mentioning anything illegal
- Don't seriously offend anyone (satirical, absurd and ironic humour are acceptable - I will judge dark humour on a case by case basis)
I might make up more rules as we go along.
To put it simply. Suggest an ad for me to publish. Get weapons.
Thanks for reading,
CheetahCurtis
The Ad Master
Comments
- Suggest an ad
- Win 10 Q7 weapons
(ads must be a maximum of 150 characters)
Cheap fun!
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Weapons sent!
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Too long but you can have some weapons for a good reply 🙂
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I'm off to Warwick, you?
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