A Return to Douchebaggery
Rico Suave
I am writing this in the dimness of my small shack at the end of Jizzie's backyard. I'm trying to remember what's been going on this past month. It has certainly been an eventful one for the eSouth African Popular Front.
But has it been a good one? And what is "a good month"? The People's Front of eSouth Africa has risen, sure. We've gained influence in the Emergency Council, sure. But let me ask you this, fellow party members.
Do you remember what it was like to live without fear? Do you? Supreme Comrade Jizzef Stalin has ruled with an iron fist and in his capacity as chairman of the People's Court of Dignity and the 62nd Army Court Martial he has sent many of you to the labour camps for trivial matters.
I am here to put an end to the terror!
Dear members of the eSouth African Popular People's Front, on the 15th you must vote for spineless diplomacy. You must vote Suave.
P.S If this coup fails Claudio was in on it all along.
Comments
I'm behind you Mr. Suave..........Far behind you.
As questionable Spokes Person for this party I will always speak the words of anyone that pays me good money for it.
Voted
You know I'm good for it.
Good luck mate.
It's the end of the line for Jizzie and his reign of terror. Shithawks are coming and they're flying in low.
Those shitbirds are coming from everywhere, Randy.
I know nothing of this coup. I may fully back it if you win however. But if Jizzie is running again, I'd love for my master to win. He just has those ways with words.
Jizzie is worst case Ontario. I realized it and left the Popular Front because of his dictator-like control. He told me that I couldn't be a douchebag anymore and had to become popular? Uhhhh. Frick off, Randy. Imma be what I want to be. Good luck Rico, you are the only hope the Popular Front has
Umm.. That's the Popular People's Front. We don't want to be associated with the Popular Front. Splitters!
Nor with the Front of Popular People, splitters x2
Ah, the FPP. He's over there.
I gladly stand by you Rico, as long as where I'm standing is upwind of you.
I just knew the FPP wouldn't be able to stay out of my campaign.
F**k off, I got work to do.
I think I got this!
good luck
Good luck