A Month in eCanadian Politics
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by Rylde
1st-2nd
Platforms have been released since the month before. All stating the same damn thing and everyone saying they can all do the same damn thing better then the other guys.
3rd-4th
Political attack dogs are released to argue with other political attack dogs on who can do the same damn thing better.
5th
Finally some elitist with alot of elitist friends wins.
6th-13th
A week of patting each other on the back on either victory or the little victories of the loser. You bloody lost are no little victories but we have to hear about them for a week on how next month defeat will be turned into victory.
14th-16th
Rylde's 2 days of peace
17th
Every blow hard with a few bucks to buy MT's announces he's running for Congress and stats all the things he's going to do for a province that either has everything already or will never have anything at all.
18th-24th
Days and days of media spam for congress runners. Most of the candidates don't have a hope in hell as most voters have been pre-programmed by political elitists.
25th
A bunch of well organized slave drivers and ticket senders enter office for another well earned 5 gold. They sit around and fight in private for 30 days and accomplish as little as possible while making themselves feel important.
26th-27th
Appreciation articles thanking provinces where congressman were elected. When in reality 90% of the candidates just paid people off to go vote for them in butt fuck no where.
28th
Yahhh presidency election again already, who's gonna win this month. I wonder maybe the DAL with there army of 2 clickers that don't really know anything they just read a letter once a month and vote for who ever the DAL wants in power.
Gag and repeat every month for the rest of our eLives.
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Good thing i didnt write any of this 🙂
Rylde, it is amazing how well you can spread the truth
Epic Truth
This is my new ereligion!
There actually is an issue this election. The formation of the public service (and all of the wages that will eventually follow). I'd like to vote against that.
Nice pussy BTW.
Pretty much sums it up.
There is more than one perspective to this, but the outcome is still the same.
I'd like to say I disagree....
but I can't
omg so much truthyness it hurts my eyes to read!
Rylde: tells it like it is. so watch out.
Think Differently
You forgot the part where I secretly murdered our Minister of Industries and replaced him with a robot
"There actually is an issue this election. The formation of the public service"
The formation of the what?
Don't worry about it I don't really care. Sounds pretty damn boring. Whatever issue floats your boat.
formation of the public what? come on now we have TOO MANY JOBS IN CANDA. lets raze some companies not creat more FFS!!!
[RAWR] (the counter to the detested ~Hyuu) as described by the GREAT ONE Rylde
~RAWR~
always leave it to rylde to tell it how it is straight up. RAWR
~hyuu~
the man speaks the truth.
Voted. Dare to change eCanada, dare to change.
~RAWR~
Bitter but not far off - good one, Rylde
Love it
LMFAO!
i think mr b that he's saying darek harland, jacobi, WD whats the difference? and since the dal at one time backed jacobi for 1/2 of his 4 terms or something, then backed wd who's VP is DH, and now backs DH that nothing has really changed.
just a hunch.
anyway he's not part of the cpf so i dont really know why you directed those comments at him and not the cpf leader/members?
lol Citizen B and his novel. Its satire CB cool down and get back to your business of enslaving more 2 clickers.
I make beer as well as run a very effecient private militia so if you don't mind CB scurry back to your office and flip through new citizen reports for players to brainwash.
I see the problem now Citizen B the 2 clickers aren't coming through for ya and now your losing and lashing out at the world.
Rylde, face it. You've failed at politics and have given up. I hope you didn't vote, actually, so that instead of your vote being worth exactly the same as every '2-clicker', theirs are actually worth more.
"i think mr b that he's saying darek harland, jacobi, WD whats the difference? and since the dal at one time backed jacobi for 1/2 of his 4 terms or something, then backed wd who's VP is DH, and now backs DH that nothing has really changed"
keyindustries, (whomever you are, as if I don't know - we've written each other today), no, that's is not what I am saying. Derek Harland has never been PM. Jacobi and Banach have been. Derek's the freshest face to run for PM. That he was previously VP, doesn't mean squat, other than that previous PMs have seen his value.
Too bad all you guys can do is knock him down, before he ever has a shot. The guy has more class that most here, and would make a great president. He partnered with Triean to bring new faces and new ideas into Canada. You get the government you deserve.
Citizen B
DAL sure isn't voting along party lines this election. The 2 clickers grew legs and learned to crawl CB.
Failed in politics I have never even really tried. Turning CC into a well oiled war machine takes time and has made great strides.
I'm militaristic so keep me out of politics unless you want a dictatorship.
If that's the case, Rylde, at least they think with their heads and are capable of making their own choices. I can only guess whom you voted for.
Citizen B
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yeah my vote is pretty random. My preffered methos of voting is to put names in a hat and select one.
So incredibly true
As a professional crotechty old-fart in eCanada, I support this article 100%