A message to the e-Grik community

Day 2,856, 17:28 • Published in Greece Cyprus • by Blacksat

Dear Grik,
I have been playing for nearly 5.5 years and this month my e-countrymen honored me by voting me Queen of Cyprus.

During these past 5.5 years I can’t say that I had any good relation with anyone from your country and as far as I can remember eCyprus fought against you 80% of the time. This month though an act from your current cabinet created tensions between our e-nations.

Yo moma proposed sex without first communicating with the Cyprus government and unfortunately the law was passed sex happened from our congress before we could properly give them condoms.

We received this act sex as a hostile one and therefore decided that we would counter balance any damage children that comes from this mpp sexy time by tanking sexing your opponents.

We like to think that this act does not represent the proud e-Grik community (χαχαχα γαμώ τα οξύμώρα) but only a small fraction of the current cabinet and so we wait for a formal apology condom or the replacement of whoever is responsible to try and mend this situation cause more sex.

Until then we simply won’t allow for someone to try and manipulate strip our country’s citizens and soldiers

With wet kisses o8
Blacksat lover from Cyprus