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A Guy Walks Into A Bar

Day 1,818, 00:19 • Published in Australia

• by TheSkyIsTheLimit

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."

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Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,818, 02:00

lol

roboz Day 1,818, 03:10

Definitely Voted!! Lol

Deltapig Day 1,819, 02:56

Love the old jokes. Voted

Hendaro Reo Day 1,819, 05:15

How is this a fucking article?

It is completely irrelevant to any current situation involving, or even slightly affecting Australia.

Binda33 Day 1,819, 06:30

Henaro, articles are also allowed to entertain us. : )

Voted. Lame joke but I'll vote for the effort. : P

Reminds me of the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra...

Tibulus Day 1,819, 14:30

lol

The Notorious Day 1,819, 23:24

This is like the lightly toned 'Comics' section of the Newspaper.

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