A Gag From A Gag Part One: Pre-Game
Jude Conners
EDIT #1: Article reflects changes due to new information from the Congress sub-forum moderator, Tenshibo. I thank him for the corrections.
I'm sorry, but I heard there is a gag order in the American Congress concerning events that surround and are a direct result of... well... me. As it turns out, it is actually a restriction of speaking of the events by a moderator of the Gen Section of eRep, who is also the current standing president. I was working on second-hand information, since I cannot see the wretched hive of scum and villainy that is the forums. I did not intend to besmirch Tenshibo's stance as an unbiased moderator.
Well, since I am not
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I want to first thank a very good friend of mine, who - when faced with not one, but TWO ultimatums to end our friendship and publicly denounce me by another fellow player - decided that a real-life friendship is more important than a browser game. For that, I thank her. BFFs 4EVAH
❤!!!
With that said, it is time to spend a jolly splendid time to explain the events from start to finish that have resulted in a multitude of reactions;
➀ I announced my request for account deletion from the USA Forums and the game as a whole,
➁ I leave the eUSA and head to the eUK,
➂ Another player also announces retirement from the game and also drops out of the American Congress and heads to the eUK,
➃ I take a play from the Pfeiffer playbook, and cross the line, and finally
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HOW DID ALL THIS EVEN START, or WHY DIDN'T I JUST STAY IN SFP?
It was a dark and stormy morning when I announced to the Socialist Freedom Party that I would be leaving and looking for a new party. Comrades cried, the vodka flowed, and Karl Marx flipped over in his grave. The sad truth was that the party and I had been slowly drifting apart. I had nothing against neither the members of the party nor the party itself... it was just time for a change of scenery.
Anyway, I started forum posts in each of the Top Five's forums, seeking for a simple answer to a simple question from members of each of the respected parties: Why should I join your party? At first, I didn't even bother asking USWP, since Pfeiffer has instituted a permanent life ban on me - forbidding me to join the party that I am directly responsible for its existence in its modern form. But that's a looooooooong and drawn out story, full of sex, lies, and videotape. In the end, Pfeiffer distorted a factual story and replaced it with his own version of the "truth".
As I said... I wasn't even going to post in the USWP's subforum, but decided to show them the same courtesy I had given the other four parties. Unfortunately, no courtesy was shown in return. After a drawn-out show of pure stupidity, started by Kemal Ergenekon... Pfeiffer decided to close the thread with what I guess was his attempt at getting the last wor
😛"You shouldn't. End of Discussion".
Now some other person would have just walked away from that, but you have to know the history between Pfeiffer and I. I took the complete disrespect as just another challenge from "The All-Father." I decided to have a few laughs at his expense and prove a point at the same time. Despite what he believes in that deluded mind of his... PFEIFFER DOES NOT RUN THIS GAME!!! So I said to myself (and a few other people in my clan, "Challenge Accepted"... joined USWP (for what was to be just a day)... and ran for USWP Party President.
THE RACE FOR PARTY PRESIDENT, or A VOTE FOR JUDE IS A VOTE AGAINST PFEIFFER!!!
Let's get one thing straight... this was not a PTO nor did I have any inkling that I would win. I just wanted to make Pfeiffer sweat a little bit. I knew it was a losing battle, but as I said... It was supposed to be just harmless fun. I even had a sweet campaign slogan...
A VOTE FOR JUDE IS A VOTE AGAINST PFEIFFER!!!
It was funny as hell. But Pfeiffer didn't think so. He even tried to sick the Head of Homeland Security on me. I explained to Tyler that I didn't think I was going to win and that it was purely "for the lulz" and he was satisfied with my answer. But that showed me that I was getting to Pfeiffer, so I launched my second wave of attack... Mass Messaging.
I know that Pfeiffer has a tight grip on just about every member of the party that isn't a multi of his, so I went through the list of party members and identified those I thought were the key players - party leaders, pfriends of Pfeiffer, other VIPs, and those who I thought were Pfeiffer multies. This created the illusion of me mass messaging the entire twenty-six page list of party members even though I really only messaged a total of approximately three pages of members.
Things were all fun and games until this point, but then came election day.
I will discuss how things went REALLY downhill in the Part Two of this series.
Till then, it's been your pleasure.
EDIT #2: Apparently, Oblige has lifted his ban on discussion. Again, this is secondhand information.
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Comments
Yay for Truth
color me shocked ._.
The Truth Is Out There.
I've hopped into the USWP just to vote for you 🙂
Good luck in the UK.
Wait... there's a gag order on the truth? In my congress? I either legit missed something, or that seems like some #hyperbole.
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,32600.msg575580.html#msg575580
I half stand corrected, and thank you for the link.
I would ask that Jude updates his article to:
1)Include the link
2)Point out that this isn't a congressional gag, but rather, and eRep gen "gag" from our president, Oblige.
Any congressman who wishes to open this topic in public has my permission to (not that it's needed. idgaf) so long as they can link it to a congressional matter.
It's not a "gag" order. It's a note that I don't feel the subject is conducive for eRep General. I will not accept forum threads devolving into people posting IRL family pictures. Since the Sandbox is basically under direct admin control at this point you may wish to try your luck there.
Corrected, Tenshibo. Thank you for the clarification.
Oblige, since I have a self-imposed permaban of te forums, who else would stoop so low as me to post pictures of another player's family? The only person I know to get so personal when trying to inflict his will is Pfeiffer, and after what I did, I'm sur ehe will econsider using those tactics.
And once again, this is why the eUSA forums suck. The "cool kids" troll and behave like assholes, and anyone who fights back gets banned.
To clarify, I asked for an account deletion. That process involves an account ban first. I'm completely cool with that process.
"We are the USWP. Lower your shields and surrender your minds. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
I'm not sure how this is relevant to my post. I asked a question, and when shown the evidence, admitted it's validated, and followed up with a request for clarification in your article.
That's literally the opposite of what you're implying I'm doing. Don't be dense Jude. Pfeiffer probably did some shitty stuff. There's no reason to be full on crazy, just tell it and show how much of a coose Pfeiffer is.
It was relevant to your accusation of hyperbole.
Q: Why does this have anything to do with Congress?
This is about what took place between 3 American citizens and IMO concerns all Americans, especially if you have political aspirations at all; this is an event which affects all of America not just Congress -isn't that what 'General Discussion' mean?
As a congressman I did not receive a gag order. Maybe people just don't think of you that often.
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Try and bring it up 😛
Never mind, you've got permission now xD
Why would I want to, and why would it be a topic of discussion for congress?
I said "try it!" in response to the gag order, not any indication that you'd have a reason to try it. It's not so much a Congressional issue (and Congress has its issues, for sure) as a societal issue, and when it's being silenced on our "official forums" we've got a freedom of speech issue 😛
So it isn't being gagged in congress. Got it
I want to say again, as I stated in my previous comment, permission isn't needed to talk about it, at least in areas I'm mod. I simply mentioned that so if people felt this was a congressional issue/wish to make one out of it, they know that so long as I'm SoH, I won't quell the conversation because of the topic.
Good on ya!
"We are the USWP. Lower your shields and surrender your minds. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
I'm glad you have decided to give up.
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Article corrections concerning American Congress added, thanks to the information supplied to me by Tenshibo.
Artela watches as the USWP collective rolls into action lol
I just thought of "Autobots, roll out!"
Seems fitting lol
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I miss Artela. 🙁
Solution: move to the UK, apply for CS!
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NOW GO GO GO!!!!
Fascinating
Again, I apologize for not approaching you for truth when I should have, Rainy.
I also miss Artela.
While I don't have all the facts on this situation and have only been told the story second hand I look forward to reading the rest of this series and hearing Pfeiffer's side of the story as well.
I am going to be in total shock if Pfeiffer comes up with more than a one line put down and a pic of a serial dater, I would actually have to get my fan out if he actually writes an article....
Pfeiffer already released an article with his version of the truth. He then took it down.
My money is on him waiting until Jude's profile is deleted and publishing then, when Jude can no longer respond.
My money is that he will do it in the USA Forums, where I cannot reply.
"...I look forward to reading the rest of this series and hearing Pfeiffer's LIES as well. "
FTFY whale
NOW LET'S HARPOON DIS SOB!
Hey Jude.
Don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Hey Jude, don't be afraid
Franklin Stone messed it up 🙁
Well F me, sorry guys!
OK, Franklin, F U !!! HUEHUE
POLITICS SUCKS,
I HAVE KNOWN MANY FRIENDS OF MINE AND THEY GOT FOUGHT ONLY BY POLITICS IN GAME AND THE OTHER PUNCHED HIM IN REALITY,THAN A DISASTER.
SO,F**K THE POLITICS AND POLITICANS.