A Bruce Christmas story

Day 2,940, 12:59 • Published in Thailand Philippines • by Nuclear tasos maximous

Call me Ishmael...(Although I have a strange feeling that an insignifcant person wrote this is in a super market flyer or something similar)

It was 24 December in eSlovenia, for most of the people this means that Christmas are coming fast but there are the unfortunate ones who wont celebrate this year...

Bruce was serving in the e-army for the past 30 years and all he became was colonel but that was till 3 days ago. Bruce was a person that didnt believe in Christmas, in Easter bunny and in Plato. He did believe that all these were made in order shops to have bigger sales and profit and for kids to eat in a bibble way turkey and cookies.

eSlovenia had borders with Sriboukistan a new country in the new world. Bruce who was commander of the eSlovenias army decided to declare war to Sriboukistan in order to claim the cinnamon bonus that gives 69% in food production!!!

There were voices among eSlovenias politicians saying that they shouldnt declare war and that he should propose a natural enemy law because it was for free.

But Bruce was confident that this will be as easy as a road trip so he started the preparations for the upcoming war. He spoke to every eSlovenian soldier of every regiment in the internet cafe about his plan. He bought his war stash and with gold that he got from the stash he was planning to make the declare war law.

Everything was going as planned but at 00:00 something strange happened Rudolph Santa Claus reindeer crashed by accident into the internet cafe and in the mess Bruce declared war to Serbia, he lost all of his mpp and all of his gold. Santa claus came of his slade and said to little Bruce “dont worry although tasos told me that you were a bad boy I brought you a gift!!! A pair of socks with the bazooka symbol.”

Of curce the citizens of eSlovenia were not so polite and they made a ticket to admins. From that day Bruce is known as Private Bruce not Colonel

Merry Christmas and a happy new year my friend 😃



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