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30 reasons why you should vote me 4 cp

Day 2,998, 01:29 • Published in United Kingdom

• by playerunknown

1. Capable of making dank memes on the spot on something that is not even dank memeable

{winners of the hail astrid meme thing like idk 8 months ago i think maybe less than that i can remember}

2. Founder of the crunchy alliance

3. Mad paint skills

4. ????

5. Profit

6. Writer for the badger news

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7. Founder of SPECTRE and this amazing punsss

8. Another free hat

9. Was once a dic

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10. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

11. Discoverer of the broken tittles

12. Its not a goose mate

13. Beat up france

14. Beat up slovenia

15. Beat off astrid

16. Beet up some other countries i think cant remember tbh

17. Cannot follow though with things

18. Recognises h3h3 as our true god

19. I like putting my willy in empty coke bottles

20. I was going to have an image for each of these but i cant be bothered

21. Became more british mate

22. Streamed meatspin

23. Fan of clopo's hair

24. Somehow when looking for that meatspin gif, found a new disease called red pancake disease. I think im going to be sick

25. Amazing streaming skills

26. I am a stripper

29. idk guys just sometimes i feel like idk i just dont want even be cp like i am leaving the games idk but idk i just like feel like i want maybe run for a laugh pls i do meme good like thart it very nice but i leave if i get then i feel sads cause i cant impeach so font vote me pls k vote for that astrid tho cause he is bae and lyfe and he paid me £20 to say thisk byeeeeeeeee

30. hot ladiess (because sex sells. sorry if these are bad because i am actually asexual k i can actually suck myself off so i dont need anyone to do it k but astrid and frix i love you guys k thanks but thats because your cool yeh not because just sex idk tho so bye oh also i am attracted to fences i love my fenses i do and window panes god they turn me on so good)

spacceeeeee

one for us both

Comments

ilphen Day 2,998, 02:04

good interview, voted

playerunknown Day 2,998, 02:13

idk man just sometimes i feel i just try man to do good buyt sometimes man i juts mess up but idk

VoodooMike71 Day 2,998, 02:27

This though. This is the most monumental CP manifesto ever produced.

If only I could vote it twice.

Hail Astrid Day 2,998, 05:31

was almost unable to control myself at the dank memez but luckily the pictures of unattractive women calmed me down and i won't get banned from the library because of eRep for the second time