20 Questions First Blood

Day 2,610, 04:39 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


Well for my first guinea pig I figured might as well pick Crissy otherwise known as Crisfire. Why you might ask?

Good chance to test out my first questions and plus I'm drunk while I come up with them. Plus he's older and some of his answers might be interesting.

He has 2 days to answer so I can fill the answers in or I delete the article. Kinda on the spot or NEXT!!!!

Easy game I have going here. You subject yourself to any 20 questions I have to ask.

For every question you answer truthfully you get 100cc.

For every question you abstain from you get a minus 200cc.

For every question I deem you a liar of you get minus 400cc.

For every question I deem you a liar of we ask the players to pass judgement on your honesty with a saint or bullsh*tter vote in a follow up article. If you win the vote you get 800cc.




1. ASL age sex location
40 male from the greater Toronto area

2. What age did you pop your cherry
19

3. How many sexual partners have you had.
20ish I was in the Navy and a few ports of call are hazy

4. Craziest thing you ever tried in bed.
Probably a little boring but a GF brought over the Rabbit (toy

5. Closest thing to a gay experience.
Watching Broke Back Mountain

6. Most embarrassing moment IRL
I have only one memory of Kindergarden so it must be it. I was peeing in the toilet (standing) and the classroom bully came up behind me and started to pee all over my back and I was like that the rest of the day

7. 2nd most embarrassing moment IRL
Farted in 7th grade class while sleeping, it woke me to the laughs

8. Greatest waste of money outside of erep
I was part of a Call of Duty 2 clan and we had a guy running a few servers and we helped him pay for them, I probably paid him 40 a month along with 30 others....found out after 6 or so months that renting servers cost very little.

9. What family member did you disappoint the most and how.
Probably myself, I think like most of us I got caught up in entertaining myself throughout the early years when I could of been applying myself better in school so that things work out better. Saying that, im content.

10. Lowest point of your life. When and how.
Had to be U.S. boot camp, it broke me down but thanks to fellow recruits I built myself back up.

11. Biggest RL regret.
Probably refer back to #9, not applying myself better in school

12. If you had to off yourself method of choice
Huh......something quick and painless, never got the train track or jumping method. Maybe pills, shotgun or car exaust

13. Greatest RL achievement
If having kids and keeping my wife count then that would be it otherwise im proud of my term in the US Navy then putting in 5 years as a Firefighter/EMT in Michigan.

14. If you ever had serious legal trouble if so what
I was arrested for a CCW (carrying a concealed weapon) when I was in high school, not actually in the high school but during that incredibly depressing time. It was my first offense so it was reduced to a misdemeanor and if I did my probation without a hiccup they were going to take it off my record, which I did and I guess they did.

15. If you could delete one erep player from ever existing who would it be.

Great question and a tuffy. In this game I like drama both good and bad but the biggest waste of eRep skin had to be Aeriala (not sure if I spelt that right)

16. Does your partner do anal if so how often do u ask
Exit only

17. sexual fetish
Im pretty lame and ive been married for awhile so just getting missionary floats my boat but the reverse cowgirl is my current coup de gras.

18. Thing that relaxes you the most
I get home from work late and enjoy the few hours before I call it a night to jump on the Play Station and "live the life" either in NHL15, NFL15, NBA2K or MLB14

19. Pick 5 erep players you would want to go on a 1 week bender with.
Yourself of course, TemujinBC, Rolo, Muglack and TFD may he rest in peace. Theres a few others and one in particular but he was scratched due to the fact I like not being stabbed.

20. Wanna ask me 20 questions back.
Ill ask 5



Crisfire fires back

1. Is Rylde ever an asshole in RL, if the answer is yes then are you ever when you dont have to be and give an example.

I'm a dick on facebook quite often especially when I get drunk. I reem out woman who whine about there boyfriends as I tell them to shut the F@ck up already. Also those who constantly give updates about mundane things. seriously the world doesn't care what you eat everyday and what you wipe your a%% with. This is the reason I can barely crack 100 friends on the site lmao.

2. People have used imaginary sicknesses to gain pity and/or attention. You recently went through a cancer scare I believe but just how close was it and do you play the game differently now then you did before

was pretty serious and I over panicked a bit as there was still time for surgery to operate and remove growths. Still have some shitty scarring and I'm not done with it all yet. I've obviously played a lot less and concentrated more on life. Although I think I can still cook up one or 2 more presidencies to piss off my detractors.

3. We've both been playing this game for along time, I believe you have a bit longer and we can probably both agree overall eCanada in the grand scheme of things never changes in the game. I have 30 terms in Congress and you have several CP medals and I always wonder why I participate in debate about this or that when it really doesnt matter. As CP you gave us some great terms but do you ever look back from those times to now and consider it a waste of time.
Nah I enjoy the war aspect and tactics to much to consider it a waste of time. I love myself a good strategy war game. Although I see wars getting harder and harder for Canada as more and more of ours players spend less RL money on a broken game. Hell I'm one of them and until they make some major changes to aspects of this game outside of the military module. perhaps start listening to the player base that pays your bills over in your crappy European country.

Its hard to defend a game where all it has become is a lame battleground simulator that wants you to pay over 100$ for imaginary candy bars that some fool across the battlefield will always have more of cause he's some secret basement dweller millionaire. As you can tell I'm slightly bitter at the broken game. But my revenge is not spending.

4. Is the man behind the mask happy?

For the last 5 years I'd say no not very happy at all for various reasons. Prolly why I got so drunk so often and did crazy shit in game escaping reality through insane game tactics. Proll kept me sane RL partially.

For the past 6 months though I'm happy again. More healthy these days, drinking less, Have a new job and career that's doing well. Been dating a 20 year old cutie for a few months and I already did that native thing that's required of me by knocking her up. Were making plans to live together now. So now I can be rocking that tight firm ass for years muhahahaha!!!

5. Pick a 20 or more eCanadian dream team members from past and/or present players

My dream team will of course be war orientated so I'll be missing out on some people who maybe should be on a list. But again its my dream team to wage one hell of a war.

Jesus this is a hard question as I have a horrible memory for all the old players names that left and who used to be good for war during there time.

Best Canadian fighters of the past I can remember are Ironman and Coda. I'd need help from my fellow old farts making this list.

Think the questions should be harder come up with harder ones in comments and I'll ask the next poor f@cker.