2-Clicker 2-Minute Morning Coffee Summary - 11 August
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by Zheng He
If you're interested in politics, our new president Emerick announced his full government yesterday.
On the pathetic side, a rumor is going around that the Spanish government (our ally) tried to hide 16,000 Gold in a company's account, not noticing the company was for sale! Naturally, a member of PEACE (Hungary) bought the company, effectively and legally stealing the Gold. With friends like this, who needs enemas?
In war news, as of this morning:
We were able to save Delaware from Portugal.
Russia conquered Missouri.
We saved Illinois from Russia.
Portugal is attacking North Carolina.
Russia is attacking Indiana.
Indonesia appears to be blocked from attacking us for now, as they do not control any regions that connect to any of our regions.
Some of my readers have asked me what exactly is PEACE? If you are a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation from the 1980s, you should equate PEACE with the Borg ("resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"). Leading nations include France, Portugal, Russia, Hungar, and of course our favorite enemy in the current war, Indonesia. Their goal is simple: Control the entire world by conquest or assimilation. Lovers of freedom and dignity (like the eUSA!) are obvious enemies.
(Note: A bug in Erepublik is breaking my link to PEACE ... the URL needs underscores after "PEACE" and "Global")
PEACE fights with traditional battles and with a lot of sneaky tactics. If you're a Hogwarts fan, PEACE is definitely the house Slytherin and the eUSA and its allies are in the house Gryffindor. PEACE accumulates gold by publishing lots of meaningless newspapers, getting 1000 subscribers, then turning the gold over to the war effort. They also are reputed to get players to sponsor "new" players (themselves with another character!), then after the "new" players get to level 6, they donate all their gold to the war effort and quietly die. (This is definitely against game rules, so an unproven but common allegation.)
They also often post into our forums to confuse and divide us. Worse, RL members of PEACE create players in eUSA and our allies amd then create unfounded rumors like "orders from the DoD aren't really from the DoD".
DOWN WITH PEACE!!
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hey where is your evidence?
what will prove your statement about our cheating!!!
we play this game with fun
we don't hate our enemy
just beat them with honour and respectfully
pertamaxxx!!!!
I'm beginning to think that PEACE attracts alot of angry kids/people that feel like getting agression out in a game.
nice 🙂 v+s
@utarioep - He said there is no evidence. It is a suspicion.
@Yunsan - That is why Longbaugh left and joined PEACE.
However people want to play the game is however they want to play, it's a shame they have no honor though. I thought PEACE was going to beat us fair and square, but hey if they want to cheat that's fine too. If we do lose it'll be expected, if we win PEACE will be the most useless alliance ever made in the game. They stole all our gold, if they can't win now we will truly stronger than anything they can become. At least we lost to cheaters, PEACE could never truly beat us.
*Slurp*! Thx fer the cafe, ZH!
PS - don't listen to the PEACEy's, folks. They just want to make us feel bad lolz. PEACEY==MEANY! Shame on you!
More details on the lost gold debacle:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/day-29-spain-loses-16k-gold-france-pushes-onward-into-spain-890015/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/day-[..]1/20
@utarioep - I didn't claim cheating, just passed on common allegations.
If the reports are accurate, somebody in Spain made a major screwup and somebody in Hungary took advantage of it. It doesn't have anything to do with you in Indonesia and please keep out of our newspapers. (Unless you get all your peacey-pukes to subscribe so I can get to 1000 and donate the gold to kicking you out of our country.)