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[WTP] A really bad article.

Day 2,834, 17:09 • Published in USA USA

• by Cubby

Look, this is gonna be a horrible article. Did you think the title was clickbait? Stop reading now.

Last month I got screwed. I won a place in the slate of Congressional candidates fair and square, but SOMEBODY derped it. So I sat out on Congress a month. Did it really cause a problem? Well, at least I missed out on having to fight against 15% tax. I sure as hell wouldn't vote for something that idiotic.

I let my party know of the grave injustice that had been done, and they kindly made it right. I WON THE MOST VOTES in the primary. Why? Cause people felt sorry for me? Cause I asked nicely? No. I think people recognize that without me in Congress, crappy taxes get enacted. And with me in Congress, crappy taxes get enacted but I bitch about it the whole way. I mean really, there's no decision.

So thanks WTP for your confidence in my ability to effectively get nothing done.

Cubby