▒█Why aren't there any mudslinging campaigns?█▒

Day 497, 20:09 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Chisholm

Hola nation, I bring to you an urgent and pressing issue, the blatant lack of mudslinging in these campaigns, and the staggering little amount of them going on during any elections

Psh, how can we know anything bad about a candidate if all we hear is how awesome they are? I figure it's my civic duty to provide some of the mud sling-age since none is coming from candidates.

Scrabman

This man appears to idolize Spock, a grade A Trekky, do we want a man who is going to run the nation like the Starship Enterprise and his cabinet is his crew? (that's actually a really good analogy 😃) Can this man provide enough time to our great nation or will he have Season 3 of Star Trek running in the background diverting his attention, and even be caught saing "Moishe! Ready Battlestations!"

PrincessMedyPi

This lovely lady appears to be all hope for the future of america...until you learn her real plans. If she takes office we will havea dictatorship! She and Tiacha will be able to use their good looks to put a spell on Congress and make them vote how they want! Can we allow such pretty people in the White House? (Say yes, I mean, just look at 'em!)

Nathan Woods

Nathan woods seems like he'd bring some common sense to the White House, but I don't know if you've noticed a surprising pattern in his and Ian's campaign.....Cats. That's right. They secretly are planning to overrun the country with our feline foes. They are going to takeover Congress with oceans of lolcat pictures, and make them laugh into voting yes for whatever they want! Once Congress is done away with you can be sure they will make sure all the seats are filled with Felines. The worst part is they abuse the kittens as well! Look how unhappy the cats are in all their pictures! Awful!

"They kick kittens" - Jewitt

John Jay

He's a Croatian Communist

DesertFalcon

DesertFalcon looks like he's ready to make America self sufficient once and for all, but what you haven't heard are his plans to detach the United States from earth and fly over by Mars for the "lulz" and finally make us an isolationist nation, and launch nukes at both PEACE and ATLANTIS once we are safe by mars. We cannot stand for this unjust removal of our nation from Atlantis AND Earth!

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