[WHPR] Spreading Democracy
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White House Press Report - Day 2643 - Slovakian Liberation
Dateline: Saturday, February 14th, 2015 (Day 2643)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Spreading Democracy - Slovakia
: 2: Damage Accelerator Booster
Spreading Democracy - Slovakia
My Fellow Americans,
On behalf of the President of the United States I can confirm to you that America currently is, or will soon be in, a state of war. From Camp Freedom, our base in Central Europe, we have declared war on Slovakia and will soon commence to liberate their entire nation.
Camp Freedom. A bastion of democracy.
Our massive military machine expects a swift and complete victory. The war will not last long however the moral implications of this war will reverberate for a long time. Slovakia cried out for freedom and America answered their call.
The Freedom Phone - where we answer the calls for freedom. Not to be confused with the batphone.
Improptu parades and mass celebrations have already broken out across Slovakia as they will finally be introduced to:
- PROSPERITY
- DEMOCRACY
- FREEDOM
Slovakia cried out for freedom and soon they too will live the American dream.
Miss Slovakia - I'd love to liberate her.
We can all sleep a little bit better tonight knowing we helped spread democracy.
Damage Accelerator Booster
Plato has introduced a new booster, the Damage Accelerator Booster (DA
The DAB increases the amount of kills you make per "fight", increasing your rate of damage and allowing you to lay down a massive amount of damage in a very short while. This booster lasts only 3 minutes however you can activate multiple boosters for a longer duration.
The DAB itself costs 1 gold and can be purchased from the Special items page. You can purchase as many boosters as you want and stockpile them for possible future use, note however that the booster can be used only from the New Battlefield page.
The Damage Accelerator Booster
For all the information related to the Damage Accelerator Booster please visit the forum.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
[WHPR Day 2643]
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Dateline: Saturday, February 14th, 2015 (Day 2643)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Spreading Democracy - Slovakia
: 2: Damage Accelerator Booster
Spreading Democracy - Slovakia
My Fellow Americans,
On behalf of the President of the United States I can confirm to you that America currently is, or will soon be in, a state of war. From Camp Freedom, our base in Central Europe, we have declared war on Slovakia and will soon commence to liberate their entire nation.
Camp Freedom. A bastion of democracy.
Our massive military machine expects a swift and complete victory. The war will not last long however the moral implications of this war will reverberate for a long time. Slovakia cried out for freedom and America answered their call.
The Freedom Phone - where we answer the calls for freedom. Not to be confused with the batphone.
Improptu parades and mass celebrations have already broken out across Slovakia as they will finally be introduced to:
- PROSPERITY
- DEMOCRACY
- FREEDOM
Slovakia cried out for freedom and soon they too will live the American dream.
Miss Slovakia - I'd love to liberate her.
We can all sleep a little bit better tonight knowing we helped spread democracy.
Damage Accelerator Booster
Plato has introduced a new booster, the Damage Accelerator Booster (DA
😎.
The DAB increases the amount of kills you make per "fight", increasing your rate of damage and allowing you to lay down a massive amount of damage in a very short while. This booster lasts only 3 minutes however you can activate multiple boosters for a longer duration.
The DAB itself costs 1 gold and can be purchased from the Special items page. You can purchase as many boosters as you want and stockpile them for possible future use, note however that the booster can be used only from the New Battlefield page.
The Damage Accelerator Booster
For all the information related to the Damage Accelerator Booster please visit the forum.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
Daily New Citizen Articles Are Back! http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/260589/1
Be sure to check in every day and welcome our new citizens to eUSA!
Mike Ontry’s Cool Code and Script Site: http://www.ereptools.tk
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It is time to liberate Slovakia.
Sweden is spelled with more 'w's and 'e's.
Freedoom 🙂
Yes, all 50 players in eSK.
like it - great article
Pick on someone your own size...
Voted for Democracy!
Liberate or annihilate?
http://tinyurl.com/Freedom69
Root Of All Evil is urging democracy
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"Welcome to America" said no American ever to an immigrant (unless richer and smarter than him).
Miss Slovakia appears to have ugly titties. I have an expert eye in such matters.
I'll personally liberate them and let you know.
o7
This one is good too.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/were-gonna-free-the-shit-out-of-you.jpg
Agreed, it's high time to leave the early '50's and the B-52 behind and step on in to the early '80's with the B-1B.
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Reported for white supremacy and American racism.
This one seems kind of phoned in. You can do better.
That said, I voted anyway. People need stuff to do, and spreading democracy has always been as good an excuse as any.
We are gonna free the hell out of Slovakia. o7
Nice sense of humour >D
Yes, 15-20 years ago.
o7 Best Freedom is Forced Freedom!