[WHPR] Searching for Patriots!
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Thursday, February 19th, 2015 (Day 264
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Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Success In Slovakia!
: 2: Czech & North Korean Congressional Elections
: 3: The United States Armed Forces is searching for patriots!
Succss In Slovakia!
My Fellow Americans,
As expected Operation Slovakian Freedom was a complete and utter success.
Our forces marched uncontested into the Slovakian capital, Bratislava, where they were greeted as liberators. We expect that resistence cells might attempt to liberate Slovakian regions therefore we call on the American population to be vigilant and to defend our nation when the time comes.
For the time being it is our strategic objective to maintain Slovakia firmly under our control in order to aide the military objectives of our alliance, Pacifica.
Czech & North Korean Congressional Elections
In the name of democracy we liberated a region of the Czech Republic in order to allow them to hold congressional elections. As we are a bastion of democracy we could do no less.
Please note that we will not be returning any other regions for the time being, and that we fully intend to keep CAMP FREEDOM secure in Central Europe. We remind you that Camp Freedom as an important staging point for possible future peacekeeping missions.
In line with our truly democratic nature, we also plan on releasing a region to North Korea to allow them also to hold congressional elections. Again, we plan on keeping our North Korean regions as this is our staging point in Asia.
The United States Armed Forces is searching for patriots!
Currently the United States Armed Forces has issued an open invitation for new recruits of all divisions to help fill its ranks. The USAF provides excellent supplies, depending on division and strength, with heavy tanks receiving up to 90 Q7 weapons per day!
The USAF is the only government funded Military Unit and is the first line of defence of our nation. You may review here their article asking for recruits, and you can apply here.
Both American and foreign soldiers are currently being accepted.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/260589/1 Be sure to check in every day and welcome our new citizens to eUSA!
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Comments
Hi!
wat!
Yawn
^.^
The propoganda is certainly flowing!!
In smee we trust!
Useless propaganda.
of course you crushed Slovakia, with what a population of like a 150?
Real impressive.
168 actually, don't make them smaller than they are.
You're quite the serious individual.
So all those Acme weapons I have in inventory...
o/
Nice work smee. Dave was here.
Who wrote, Succss In Slovakia?
Aside from the misspelling; that was entertaining.
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sorry, i don't hav spllchck and my "" button is brokn. 🙁
Nicely done. The spell check is a hassle. It takes the curse from all my words. 🙂
A natural occurrence after typing your name a few times 😉
Murrica has managed to reject Slovakia Congress elections. Without any reason.
Such wow.
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I'mma a patriot!! 😃
o7
First for the real armed forces of eusa, eUS MIL!!!
BAAAAaaaaaa
We're recruiting non-eUSA citizens for the USAF. Those foreigners are supplied with tax funded weapons/food. Precisely what oversight is in place to see that those supplies are used in battles ordered by the USAF?