[WHPR] OUSTING CHILE, PDB BREIFINGS, eNPR
Day 2,802, 20:53
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Friday, July 23th, 2015. (Day 2803)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
1. Ousting Chile
2. PDB Briefings
3. eNPR
Ousting Chile
Today, we celebrate the expulsion of Chile from the European continent. The United States and its allies, Slovenia and Colombia, barrelled down on Chilean regions in France, pushing them back to South America. This was done with extremely professional coordination and execution by the NSC team led by Raccoon Goon. During the resistance battle of Paris, Raccoon was on all the time coordinating, dealing damage, and making sure we had the cash flowing to fund the war with outside damage. Through his efforts, we got the victory while exhausting the Chilean forces, leading to an easy win in upper Normandy.
The battle of Paris was certainly not an easy one, as Chile came from behind to take a commanding lead in the 8th round at 52-38. However, we responded by holding them back to just 1 point over the next 2 rounds, taking back the lead at 59-53. The Chileans fought hard to take back that lead, and came close. After the end of round 13, it was 77-73. Yet, the coordination and determination of our soldiers and our allies won the day as we held them off to get the win.
This set up what turned out to be an incredibly easy win in Upper Normandy. With Chile on their last leg, people expected a final defense of their European territory. However, it was clear that they were exhausted from the previous battles. We had outmuscled the Chileans and their allies, bringing them to their knees. The battle of Upper Normandy was a complete 99-0 sweep with very minimal funding going to the battles.
The eUS thanks its soldiers at home and its allies abroad in helping to root out the Chilean menace from Western Europe!
PDB Public Briefings
July 17th:
-Figuring out how to properly communicate with Evry by text message
-President Bubblar doesn't have cancer
-Free BJs
-Foreign affairs stuff that I can't actually talk about
July 18th:
-Oblige's inability to speak German properly
-War stuff I can't tell you about
-President Bubblar's children have a fever and are vomiting all over the place
-Garmr's new job as official shitty map maker
-Garmr transitioning over into his new role as War Reporter
-eShades, henryfrench, Garmr, and RacoonGoon being awesome
-President Bubblar's ghost stories (some really freaky shit)
July 20th
-Wild Owl has stated his intention to harass anyone not doing their job
-SColbert did not do his job yesterday
-eNPR stuff was discussed
-SColbert totally listened to eNPR and did not finish up season two of Bojack Horseman instead
-President Bubblar traveled to Louisiana, and personally urged Pfeiffer to bang Oblige. Also cheesecake was eaten.
July 21st:
-President Bubblar having to sit in an uncomfortable chair
-Wild Owl absolutely destroying Oblige in chess
-War stuff with Chile
-Wild Owl's need found love of yoga
-Derphoof properly thanked based god for an awesome episode of eNPR
July 22nd
-Fighting with each other about who is actually doing their job
-Tenshibo's birthday and his sole birthday wish of a big booty hoe
-Yams everywhere
-Garmr is making his moves on Pfeiffer
-Oblige is most definitely jealous of this new suitor
eNPR
Well guys, we had an eNPR episode… but you might not have noticed! This is completely and utterly my fault for not advertising the show much before we went on the air. However, thanks to those who joined in live and have listened to the archived version. Sadly, there were only 10 live listeners and 14 archived listeners so far. However, this is again my fault.
We had a tremendous showing for weeks one and two, when I actually advertised the show. Week one had 73 total listeners and week two had 69 total listeners! This means that the audience that tuned in for our debut also returned for the following week. That’s great for listener retention, and I’d like the same numbers for this next week!
Things to note:
-We have a killer new eNPR intro
-WE NOW BROADCAST IN GLORIOUS HIFI AUDIO. AWFUL AUDIO QUALITY IS GONE FOREVER.
-The last show is archived here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/enpr/2015/07/21/enpr-7-20-15
eNPR WILL BE MONDAY, LIVE AT blogtalkradio.com/eNPR AT 10:00pm EST, COMPLETE WITH SPECIAL GUEST RACOONGOON TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR AGAINST CHILE.
Sincerely, Your Media Team:
Derphoof
Aramec
Paul Proteus
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Comments
GLORY TO AMERICA.
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1. Did USA even have anything to do with the Chile retreat?
2. The pDB updates are p awesome.
3. Don't beat yourself up about NPR. The community is too small to keep something like that now-a-days. How the hell did BTR get high quality audio?
1. Absolutely. We contributed a hefty amount of support, militarily and financially to the military campaigns of our allies in their campaigns to push back Chile. Our advance through France put extra pressure on them, as they RW'd regions to escape in order to focus on the other battles. When they finally decided to put up a fight in Paris against us, we exhausted their remaining resources, leaving them defenseless in Upper Normandy. According to our observations, they spent a very large amount to try to keep the region, which we overcame.
2. Thank SColbert, bruh. He puts out some quality stuff. REMINDER: People can check them out every day on the Executive Branch forums of the eUS Forums!
3. NO IDEA. It's in a beta test mode, which Oblige applied for. Worked very well last episode, which I'm very thankful for.
We were in constant communication with Slo, Brazil, Pol, France, Col as well as what Derp said. Some people have been saying, without insight, that we kept screwing up our battles or whatever. The main thing was to handle the situation in conjunction with our allies and prioritizing damage as needed, which may have seemed, to some players, like the eUS was dropping the ball constantly. .-.
You were dropping the ball constantly.
Failor Bubble wanted an epic showdown with Chile - that was denied and shows tthat the eUS didn't have a swaying in this action!
Also: one could get an impression as if the eUSA was the planer and organizer of this. That is not the case at all. Slovenia and Asteria were in charge, you just dealt damage where you have been told.
Keep on acting more important than you are xD
1. I would be interested to know what a 'hefty amount' means? Also curious if it came from the 20 million War Chest and where it went?
2. SColbert has always been good, sometimes even funny, but I feel there is just no real news concerning anything like FA updates -which he can't talk about- or even a war update; also which he can not talk about.
3. eNPR and others like it are just too long, 30 minutes with one guest to banter back and forth with would be better. Maybe a fireside chat with the Dictator -believe one of our Presidents did just that....
1. Those numbers/info are currently only available to Congress, as it was a private discussion. It was Congressionally approved money, with none coming from SCI. However, the CP/D has been very transparent with Congress about how he has spent that money.
3. "Maybe a fireside chat with the Dictator -believe one of our Presidents did just that..." It was Pfeiffer who did that. The last episode was an hour, with about 40 minutes going to conversation with the President/Dictator. All episodes will only be an hour long from this point on. We decided 90 minutes was simply stretching it a bit.
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3. I gave the last one a quick listen and must say it was much better than the first. Will try to listen live next episode....
Quality stuff Derphoof.
Dealing with Spain to help Portugal - FAIL
Showdown with Chile in Europe - FAIL
Promising more fun in Europe - FAIL
Helping Mexico against the Argentinian invasion - FAIL
Failor Bubble o/
Try to spin things all you want Valiant Thor, but I'm fairly pleased with how this term has gone. Your blatant trolling won't change that. Keep on trolling though whatever makes you feel important. I learned a long time ago that you can't please everyone, but if my primary detractors are Valiant Thor and Franklin Stone.....
You are delusional. Just searched and found this guy http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/7364396
He's a dead citizen, so stop being stupid.
And I don't spin - these are facts, but your short term memory is so bad, you can't even remember what you've written a few days ago in your articles.
Incompetent puppet Failor Bubble!
We weren't the stars of removing Chile. That's fine. As long as we played the role we were given and our allies were satisfied with what we did then what's the problem?
You are pathetic! Acting like the fight for Paris was an eUS success. Why don't you tell the truth and say that the battle turned victorious after Serbia has put it as priority?
lol
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