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Dateline: Sunday, October 25, 2015. (Day 2,896)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. Clopoyaur TV Extravaganza Recap
2. As eRepublik Turns
3. Arm America

Clopoyaur TV Extravaganza Recap
Resoula

Clopoyaur TV is a twitch-based show hosted by the eRepublik user Clopoyaur. He was kind enough to host the eUSA government on what was in fact, a very exciting extravaganza.

Part 1 can be located here: http://www.twitch.tv/clopoyaur/v/22023582
Part 2: http://www.twitch.tv/clopoyaur/v/22023773

In Part 1 yours truly was called on skype and interviewed on the workings of Media and the eUSA without warning. He struggled to make eUSA proud and misunderstood half the questions he was asked, yet he held the line and wasted some time, which was the entire reasoning for his appearance. Our fat-walleted dictator Gnilraps had given everybody the wrong time, telling them the show would start an hour later than it would. Only yours truly got there early enough to keep the fires tame, and he burned to death in the process.

Fun commentary aside, as time went by more guests hopped onto the show one by one. Gnilraps, Jude Connors, Aramec, Hale Kane, and Yui were all present during the show. Throughout the first chunk of the show, Aramec was the main target for the teasing and making a fool of, compliments of Gnilraps. BREAKING NEWS Gnilraps admitted on stream that his name is in fact pronounced "Guh-nilraps" instead of "Nilraps" as most of us surely have become used to saying.

Guhnilraps hosted a few competitions that started during this major chunk of the show. First he posted an article about the show once it began (which I believe he deleted) where everyone got to guess on how many votes it would get. The winner, Ar Ge, guessed about 47 votes and went home with the prize there. Secondly, Gnilraps hosted a fascinating contest called the "Cheapskate Battle Hero Competition". In this contest you had to get a battle hero medal while doing as little damage as possible. Captain Black Sheep went home with the prize of 5k CC.

Aramec explained Dioism in-depth towards the beginning of the stream as well. Later, Gnilraps officially removed Dioism as the official religion of eUSA. Tough break Dioists. Aramec also hosted neat bit of trivia throughout the show where a prize was given to each winner. Oriki...Trump 2016 won so many times that Aramec banned him from the competition while calling him some entertainingly obscene things.

There were plenty of giveaways throughout the stream, more money was given away than I even own. I proposed to Jude Connors. And Yui couldn't sit still in his chair for a second. Gnilraps did a great Yui impression and Yui was dubbed the cabinet's punching bag. Overall the show was one of the most entertaining things I've ever been able to participate in during my time in eRepublik, and I really encourage everyone to watch as much of it as they can. There were plenty of fun times, and Artela was even confirmed to be female (And Clopo drooled over her 😁)! The links are up above. You saw them now go watch them before Guhnilraps gets angry.

As eRepublik Turns
Alexander_Auctoritas


Let's take a look at what our allies are up to in today's edition of:

As Erepublik Turns

Peru has opened up a new War against Venezuela. They are easily winning the first battle in Venezuelan Andean. Let's see if they can take it all the way. It looks like Belarus is going to try their hand against Russia again. Too bad they are getting owned in Moscow and Central Russia. Enjoy the fun, none-the-less.



Estonia and Finland continue to do their thing. They are twenty-two battles into the Training War. How long can they keep this going? Keep it fun, ya'll.

Brazil is having a ball in Italy. They have won three battles and will win in Umbria. Will Brazil manage to find a land-bridge to more exciting Wars? We shall see. Meanwhile Portugal is carving up Italy as well. They have won four battles and will win Campania. Portugal has been a great little banger the last couple of years. Keep rolling and having fun you beautiful people.

Not sure if the Croatia/Slovenia war is legit but Slovenia won three battles, then Croatia secured. Slovenia is owning in Lower Carniola and will win there. Will it amount to a run on Croatian territories and will Serbia join the fun? We'll see where it goes.

Lastly, we are going to keep our thumb on Spain with the help of our friends. Campaign was successful across multiple presidencies. Another great win for the USA and her allies. Congrats all.

Stay classy, and keep shakin that ASS, eMurica!

PS. If you have pertinent information about Wars,
please feel free to PM me.

Arm America
Guest Writer: Franklin Stone

1) Arm America is a program that gives out supplies (Q7 Weapons and Q5 Food) to people who fight in American priority battles.
2) American priority battles are those that can be found in the DoD Orders or on any IRC channel that has the NSC bot (by typing "@home").
3) Any American can request weapons from Arm America regardless of Military Unit Affilation.
4) To make a request post a screenshot of your kills in a priority battle through the Arm America form and you will be compensated for up to 100 tanks and the food used in battle.

If you have any questions, or just want to hang around, come to #usa.tanks on Rizon and ask around.


I am hoping to now work on combining BU2SU and DoDSEP into one program for all.

Sincerely, Your Media Team:
Resoula
Alexander_Auctoritas