[USWP4Congress] America, A Love Affair.
Delyruin
I’ll be blunt, I hate the English language. We have never gotten along, and when it comes to the written word, things just get horrible for me. But I have been called to serve my eCountry in the way I know how to best and I am asked to convey this using these so called “articles”.
Seriously, **** this guy.
So I’ll get straight to the point, I’m running, once again, for the office of Congressman under the USWP ticket.
These guys.
My qualifications are many:
USWP PP x1
USWP Senator x6
Current DSoH, former DSoH, Half a SoH
Current Deputy Secretary of the Interior
I have a brain
And eyes
And the will to use them.
My promises:
As a Congressman, I will do my best to facilitate discussion on how to make our eNation stronger every day, I will ask the questions that I believe need asking, and, most importantly, I will never accept peace with the Canadians.
Stars and Stripes, from the Gulf to the Arctic!
So in closing, make sure you vote USWP on April 25th for the best Congressmen America could ever hope for!
Love, Delyruin
Comments
First for terrible articles everywhere!
and really big pictures.
Proud to be USWP!
Voted. Like vinyl.
🙂
Proud to be USWP!
Proud to be United States Workers!
This just in: Congress election mechanics changed.
Extra, extra, read all about it.
Shocking.
And so on.
This is the best worst article I've read in quite some time.
& Proud to be USWP!
Excellent national borders. 😁
Glory to America! Oh, and the States have grown up, I see.
NEEDS MORE GREELING!
\o/ gj!
Nice to see USWP workers being proud to be what they are!
Thank you :3