[UK] SomeoneElse4CP Finances
Grampa Alfagrem
Continuing on with my quest for zero votes I feel I should make quite clear that if on the extreme off chance I am elected then this and the following articles on certain political points will be strictly adhered to and thus anyone placing a lulz vote has only themselves to blame.
To assist me in this task (and to furthur deter other groups) I plan to appoint a MoFinances from TUP and 3 deputies from each of UKRP, WRP and PCP.
These ministers will all share the trait of inactivity and failure to gain an exp. point for over 1 calender month.
When the cash starts to go missing I will simply say that one of TUP, UKRP, PCP or WRP guys must of taken it and that the party they represent is thus terrible and should be PTO'd to protect the nation.
Some however might link any theft back to this article where I promise to steal everything!
At this juncture I'd point out that I was obviously joking and one of those inactive guys must of logged in and stolen all the money.
There is ofc the continuing risk that I would be impeached and the following CP might find who indeed took all the cash in which case my defence will be that shortly before impeachment, I contacted the admins and they returned the cash and as the thief appeared to be in the party of the next CP about to replace me, I will claim I took the money to keep it safe and will return it when the next CP is someone I can trust to not be as naughty as myself.
I'd also nationalise all the orgs which in plain terms means that they will be mine alone as well as the cash that's in them.
I'd also publish financial reports at odd periods covering accounts from both before my term, after my term, other nations and in varying types of base maths with perhaps one converted into shillings and pence for the oldies amongst you.
~Alfagrem
Comments
You forgot to mention facilitating the Serb PTO.
Well there's moar to come!
somewhat special sense of humour
yes, love it
Release article on how I'll steal it all...........New Era decides to support me XD
protip: You can always delete this article when you become CP and claim you never wrote such a thing 🙂
Well it made me chuckle
hahahahaha Well I recon if you need a minister of finance, BigAnt is your man!
but then I can't blame the TUP/UKRP/PCP or WRP guy.
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Are you still welcome in UK?