[UK Reform] I Aint Dead Yet *******
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Live from Drumlanrig Castle, temporary UKRP HQ whilst London is back in the stone age
Good evenin’ gents,
After a 16th successful sleepwalk into the PP drinks cabinet I am greatly saddened to announce that we have logically forgotten to vote Gali in instead again. As a preventative measure against further forgetfulness we are currently voting on a mandate to have him as PP in May, currently with an extremely balanced result of 100% in favour.
We have also acquired ourselves possession of New Era, our infamous old Allies and source of much hilarity. MEK had apparently attempted to take it for themselves, but with an overwhelming 10 votes for Adastros we managed to achieve a magnanimous day for eBritish democracy. After consultations within the party and other party presidents, NE can be rest assured that we here in Reform have their best intentions at heart.
Obviously one of the most pressing problems is our occupation by MEK; thankfully early discussions with other party presidents seem to be reaching a common ground about our constitutional policy. Over the next week we should be seeing a lot more progress than has been achieved by mongress or the cp, hopefully reaching a broader political consensus as a people rather than just the defunct institutions of government.
Ironically, we also have to prepare for mongressional elections on the 25th. The usual routine really - if you have the mental strength to cope with the asylum for 30 days then drop me a message and don’t forget to candidate!
We are also hosting the Appleby sweepstake - buy a £25 endorsement and comment a date within the next month; if that date is when I’m last seen and have since been declared eDead you get my UKRP pension pot of 50 Q7s :3
Much obliged fer readin,
Appleby
Comments
I predict you'll be edead by the 17th of April.
I win >_>
cock
You put an Appleby pic in o/
I've already got my 1k bet on you won't make the month in an attempt to make you last the month
I think you'll outlive all of us.
14th May
18th*
not 'within the next month' :3
24th of april..
Does no one else find the use of the word "mong" really offensive? It's absolutely disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, how old are you?
I like the word actually, fittingly describes you.
I hope you're being sarcastic here. Otherwise you're just being a hypocrite.
http://i62.tinypic.com/5btjsz.jpg
I''m not a puritan, sometimes these words have their place.
-> Getting pissed off and saying something once.
-> Permanently replacing a word with something offensive and saying it over and over again in every articles and comment.
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. The focus of frequent derision is the wilfully inept though lack of thought or poise. Una, your outburst, however occasional, was a comparative simerly, the target of derision being retarded children. This is infinitely worse and more offensive, you really should use the contents of the soap box before standing on it.
I'm talking about frequency of use really, regular use is the definition of bullying.
mongUna
Una Mongy Owen
Delighted to see you back again - and I would guess that being thrust suddenly back into the political spotlight will do wonders for your activity levels!
These noisy youngsters (Sambo and Rob) know little about what it takes to survive in here (for years and years)....
Power to the wise old crinklies who experience and stamina are valuable attributes in this turbulent world of change!
aye i'd rather you older ones were in power I've no fucking clue what i'm doing
Sambo pretty much summed it up there.
Appleby as PP will certainly do something to his activity levels.
so that's how you get money. 😮
oh goodness
Oh my...
A true bureaucrat never dies! 😃
A true bureaucrat never dies! He just smells that way. 😃
Finished it for you.
Discussion between Party Presidents?
I have had no contact...
so when you die.. who actually sends then pension pot? seems like a win win for you lol
he worked out the scam >_<
31st of April.