[TDK] Pakistan airstrike from my perspective

Day 2,343, 17:19 • Published in Serbia Brazil • by THE KILLER CYRAX

Pakistani government's article:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/real-face-of-uk-cp--2393030/1/20
United Kingdom's article:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-truth-about-pakistan-a-s-and-what-really-happened-2393002/1/20

Gentlemen,
As you all might have noticed recently ePakistan decided to do an Airstrike on the small European nation of Belgium, which many might argue, was not the greatest target in the world, but anyways lets just assume that isn’t an issue, and continue on with the rest of the details of the Airstrike. The Airstrike began on Wednesday and is unfortunately over by Sunday. Also, in my opinion, this Airstrike was not due to necessity, it was due to the fact our government got under pressure and didn’t want to look like a failure from day 1.

No trolling, this is serious business.

We were very enthusiastic about the Airstrike, well at least I was. Few days before the Airstrike began the Pakistani government started bettering its relations with the Pakistani citizens it was hostile with just about a day ago. But sure, that is a good thing. They want to create a united environment. I was glad I could contribute to that and fight alongside the guy who ran against me as country president. My contribution to the war might not have been much(I still don’t realize why I received a honorary medal when I didn’t do anything, like Mansoor said), but out of boredom I still decided to side with the government and fight in the war like a true Pakistani citizen. I knew something needed to be done, therefore I had to fight there. Kudos for, either being a unity government, or manipulative b!tches. I prefer the former, either way, you did a good job taking the most useful citizens in . The CP had forbidden me to speak to the government representatives of any countries, scared I might strain our relations. Sorry Mansoor, but I have to confess, I spoke to most of them.

A lot of venom has been spouted about around the current Airstrike.

Here are 2 things which are clear from this:
1- Pakistani government didn’t do the Airstrike correctly
2- The UK CP didn’t hold the attack which would’ve resulted in a NAP

Let me get to 1 first.

It is obvious the current government’s functionality in MoFA was a disaster, not only our enemies despised us, but so did our allies.
The UK CP published some screenshots, and wrote his comments in the article.
Let me start addressing your concerns. It is my “kind request”, as a great FA expert may say.

I did not understand the logic behind messaging enemies and talking to them about a possible war on their ally. Its like USA MoFA sending a message to Slovenia, “Bhai, I am going to Airstrike Serbia, stay out of this war please, its a request. Thanks.” But maybe I don’t know a thing about Foreign Affairs.
From what I have read from this is that the Pakistani government in itself was very confused. They were not sure what they wanted. They weren’t sure whether they wanted to stay, move North, South, into UK or what. That was the problem and the cause of all the mass confusion. There were lots of changes of plan, which weren’t helpful to anyone.
There was a plan to give Swiss, Austrian regions to Belgium, there was a plan to go to Austria, there were talks of deals with Chile and other such similar stuff. As the Pakistani government isn’t very seasoned in dealing with FA, they thought this is how it works.
Anyways, the Pakistani MoFA sent messages to different countries. And requested them to help them with their plans. Ironically enough, these messages were sent to the opponents of Pakistan, not the allies. We should have sent more messages to enemies of Belgium and UK if we wanted more success, not the other way round.

So the first problem that occurred was that the Pakistani government was very confused.

Now to #2.
The UK CP says we supported the RW in Belgium to fail, and Pakistan to keep the region. Please note that the success of the RW would not have proven anything. No deal was made whatsoever before the RW, therefore Pakistan had no reason to let go of the region.
Afterwards, we expected the UK to hold the attack so Pakistan could start a RW in Flanders, and give the region back to Belgium. But this did not happen, and UK attacked Pakistan. This would have broken any instances of a NAP with the UK and Belgium, and this did not have. Although Pakistan was ready to give Congress to Belgium.
But sure, we can’t force them to live without Congress, and as said, there were no proper deals done before this, only word of mouth, therefore I can’t say they did something wrong, morals don’t count here.
Also, the Pakistani CP said the UK CP told him Pakistanis have lots of strong soldiers, therefore lets have a war, although the screenshots proved this to be false.
Also, I kept telling Pakistani CP to change the MoFA before the war, the MoFA which set a CO for Belgium in one of the crucial rounds in the last 15 minutes and spent 15 minutes trying to turn it off and couldn't, then someone else had to log in and do it.


In short, it was a blunder by the Pakistani government, and an unofficial betrayal by UK.


Now some fun screenshots!


Translation:
"So what should I do? Get your ass fu*ked. The Congressmen are already getting theirs fu*ked. So hit it. Sons of dogs all of the Congressmen." The CP said this because he did not know CP's have unlimited law proposals and was frustrated a Congressman didn't declare NE law yet.

Suddenly after the war our MoFA’s attitude towards me changes:


but then..:

champ is Faris Khawaja





I will not post any of the screenshots that are confidential because I have been trusted with them.

Also, I stopped hitting for Pakistan after reading the message the MoFA sent to UK CP. I hate arrogant brats. He should be more humble.

Also, I had offered to make myself, Abuzar, kualkerr or someone else MoFA, which was rejected in favor of Faris Khawaja.

Also, never go to war with only 700 gold. 200 gold in MPP costs, 500 left, with which the government was broke and without funds in 2nd or 3rd round of the first battle. Plan better next time.

You know there's a reason nobody wants to work with you, the only MoD's you found were from outside Pakistan. Fix it.

What does ePakistan do now?
Step 1.
Get a new MoFA
Step 2.
Generate some activity and restore lost respect
Step 3.
Vote for the better candidate next time. 😳
Step 4.
Repeat.


Sorry CP, I couldn't contribute to the war enough.

Signing off,

The DarkKnight