(Re-) Introducing the ANP!

Day 2,169, 04:57 • Published in Australia Australia • by infin

Hi politics lovers,

The ANP is the oldest continuously operating political party in eAustralia. The Australian National Party was once home to many of the most brilliant political figures in all of eAustralia: we presented two CPs - the famous sir_c0nstant and the infamous Dear Leader, DocterDry2.

I have been a continuous member of the ANP since the day I joined. In September 2009 and seen it go through a spectacular journey of scandals and Senate domination where we held many negligent CPs and Ministers to account: power-crazed demagogues such as Cottus Arci and Larni Kaddlestorm were prevented from destroying eAustralia by the loyal resistance of the ANPs senate team.



In the last year the ANP declined to due poor activity levels and the general apathy affecting both erep and eAustralia. ANP party president Yobbo McSweeney and I have kept the candle burning brightly but we are seeking a new energetic membership. My recent term as Treasurer of Australia has reignited my passion to lead this country and to protect it from the populist wrecking ball.

The ANP is a centre-right political party, believing less government is good government, less taxes on the producers and free-market attitude to trade. Regrettably some of the rules of normal free markets don't work in erep because we have a retarded (there is no other word for it) economics module, so from time to time the Government has to exploit these mechanics to keep Australia's economy strong.

But the most important thing is participation in the political debate. Every person is equal in the ANP. Every person has an equal say on our forums and in our IRC. If you want to get involved in politics for the first time or are an experienced Aussie looking to join a party which is serious about internet-game politics (HAHA) then this is the place to be.

I am calling on all past members of the ANP to reconsider rejoining and rebuilding this once grand franchise.

I want to run for Country President very soon and I want a Cabinet and a Senate filled with my ANP brothers and sisters. Every Australian is welcome in this team. I will work with every citizen, all other parties and do whatever it takes to keep Australia free from the taint of the insidious Northern Boat People, our sworn enemy, Indonesia.

ANP will never negotiate with Indonesia. We will resist until the day Armageddon arrives. There will be no treaties or peace with Indonesia. Until they respect our original territories we must repel their greedy advances.

Whether you know me or not, I can tell you what I am known for:
- no nonsense
- no bull^&%$
- say it how it is
- no grandstanding
- pure politics, 100% pure Australian

Come visit ANP in our irc channel #ANP on irc.rizon.net or at eAustralia community ANP sub-forum. If you are new to the forum you will first have to become a registered Aussie citizen member.

I am putting the band back together. There will be lots of lulz as ANP has been renowned for. Many of our famous characters may have passed on, I hope to reclaim a few, but that also gives way for the next generation. I am not going to die wondering.