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[POTUS] A Mission With A Happy Ending

Day 1,885, 08:43 • Published in USA USA

• by fingerguns

South Korea has proposed USA as Natural Enemy and now it needs their Congress approval.

And so it begins...

The Objective: Wipe Taiwan. Liberate South Korea and Japan. Get everyone a cute Asian girlfriend.

The Plan: It goes a little something like this-

We will go through South Korea to start dismantling Taiwan, piece by piece, until they have been completely scrubbed from the history books. Any fragments of their society that remain will seem so mysterious and out of place that the Ancient Alien guys will make a 3 part special about it. Taiwanese Take Out. Then we return those regions to their rightful owners, negotiate for cute Asian girlfriends, then move on to our next target.

CURRAHEE,

Comments

fingerguns Day 1,885, 08:44

Comin for you Taiwan

galenaandrea Day 1,885, 08:45

о7

Pfeiffer. Day 1,885, 08:46

Asian girls are crazy, but I'm down.

Serendipitous Day 1,885, 08:46

Fingerbanging good

Dio Salaar Day 1,885, 08:47

/Me likes it

Jefferson Locke Day 1,885, 08:48

I love this!

Poor Taiwan, their country was so cute 😛

Bucephalus92 Day 1,885, 08:49

Sounds like fun

MaestroAkel Day 1,885, 08:50

But... i love Taiwan

LitoII Day 1,885, 08:50

I want Asian GF tooooooooo \ o /

KOSOVA Xhemshit Smajli Day 1,885, 08:51

/me winks at lesbo fg

Plainswalker Day 1,885, 08:51

You'll definitely get our support.

Yipsee Fooks Day 1,885, 08:52

Thai chicks are dirty girls (or ladyboys. I'm not judging). Let's go get some!! (War... not ladyboys).

Artela Day 1,885, 08:54

Psyched for this

Fhaemita The Apostate Day 1,885, 08:55

\o/

fingerguns Day 1,885, 08:56

@Yipsee

Thailand and Taiwan are not the same place.

Blacksheep Counselor Day 1,885, 08:57

woop woop let's do this!

Condrea Andrei Day 1,885, 08:57

i whant 3 asian girlfriends LOL

Mr yOdA Day 1,885, 08:58

Igor Feldman Day 1,885, 08:59

Shame on Taiwan!

Condrea Andrei Day 1,885, 08:59

Can I , can I get them ? plzzzzzzzzzz 🙂)

fingerguns Day 1,885, 09:00

@Condrea Andrei- You may enslave a Taiwanese woman, but you must court the ladies of SK and Japan and treat them with the proper respect. Like a true gentleman.

Currahee