[MoFUN] You can be anything you want!

Day 2,833, 04:11 Published in Belgium Belgium by eBelgian Presidency


You!


Yes, you!

What is your life like?
Oh wait, I think I know the answer already.
It probably is something like this:





Or maybe you're not quite there yet, but you're being well prepared for it!



So work hard and rush through, it'll be useful and you certainly won't regret it!



But, that's just what you look like from an outside perspective, I'm sure that in that head of yours everything is fine.



One might wonder why you are so restless.





But you for sure keep telling yourself you know what you're doing, and that your mental state totally isn't what it looks like.



Besides, you have developed your own ways of dealing with problems.



And let's forget that you sometimes even fuck up at those.



And while we're at it, let's also forget how helpful it is.



Because tomorrow everything will change!



Because hey, you really did expect a bit too much!



Like life shouldn't be that hard, you know?



And screw that, it's summer! Sun's shining! This is not a time for worries!



Now, all of this certainly isn't the consequence of your own actions.






You may be thinking "Screw you, you're supposed to be MoFUN! :'( "

But wait! I do have good news!



Well, that's not the good news but come on, this needed to be said.
The good news is: You can change all of this! (Or so I've been told)
Just follow my lead, it's quite easy.




First, you should drop all of your bad habits. Shouldn't be too hard.



Next, move your ass!



Train a bit in any sport and you'll be unbeatable!



You'll finally be able to use your awkward victory dance moves for something!



Third step: boost your self-confidence! Easy peasy!



The conventional ways just aren't challenging enough for you!



So invent your own ways of expressing yourself!



You're not "embarrassing", you're a trendsetter!



People are just jealous of your creativity!




What you're doing is art, goddammit!



Think you're not strong enough? Too lazy? Too shy? Too clumsy? Watch how all your flaws and mistakes disappear the moment you start pretending they do not exist!



You're just so fabulous you can't stand it!



The only limit to what you can become is your imagination!



Just be yourself and don't care about anyone judging you for it!



And don't be disappointed if you don't end up being exactly what you planned out to be. Fate will always drop little surprises for you along the way!



You see, it's easy! Now go on and live your new life!

And if there's any uncertainties, worry not! There are more than enough very expensive books telling you how you should live your life precisely! Just look for titles like "How to have a meaningful life 101", usually at a price like €99.99. Don't have the money for that? Usually you can find the oldest version like "Torah" or "Bible" for very cheap or even for free, just keep in mind that they might not be up to date on some things.

I'd like to dedicate this article to our CP Critically, who taught me the hard way that, in order to appeal to my public, I should use way more pictures and cut a lot of text because that's boring. As an extra, see him play joyfully in water. Isn't he cute? 😃



With love,

Chihiroh AKA McKitkat Junior