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QUETTA, Pakistan - Gentlemen, we're having one of the first democratic elections (lol). How do you feel about it Pakistan? Feels okay I think.

I forgot to introduce myself, as many new players don't know me. So here we go. I come from Serbia IRL, and that is where I started playing this game somewhere in mid 2009. I joined Serbian military (VeS) in september and since October od that year I am in MU Skorpioni. That unit is one of the rare reasons I play now, I know too many of them IRL to drop this game.

Of my more noticable roles I was 2 months in Serbian gov, being in MoD in jan 2010, the month when Serbia landswapped with Pakistan and ended up in Sindh. The next month I was in MoFA, the month of badass NoB battles and USA attempt to get into China through /w/apan. After that month, I got bored and quit game.

Returned in May of 2010 and went to Pakistan, after being taught into ways of Dioism. That was the last term of AgentChieftain, a p cool dude. In Pakistan I was MoFA, deputy MoFA, adviser to god knows what, 11 times congressman, many times Party President, one of the initial connections between Exodus and Pakistan, keeper of the temple of Dio in Sindh etc etc etc. But my specialty is PTO/ATO. PTO of Malaysia, India, connections with Denmark/Bolivian PTO teams, ATO in Slovenia, Pakistan. I know a lot about it, and unfortunately for many fake moralists, I know too much about the dark side of it.

That was plenty of reasons to vote for me. Now, see my final version of the Glorious Cabinet:

GOD EMPEROR: Dio Brando

PRESIDENT: bozli
> VICEPRESIDENT: av khan

PRIME MINISTER: hamis11
> MOFA: kualkerr
+ Bence Mate
+ Annihilator10
> ECONOMY: dodial
> INTERIOR AFFAIRS: aovelhanegra
> MEDIA: Johnatan Joestar
> PROPAGANDA AND FAGGOTRY: Policy

It is going to change during the term as I see fit, so don't rely on it strictly.

And now, a couple of interesting facts that will be the introduction to the series of articles from me to you, in close future:

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REMEMBER THIS GUISE? Of course you don't. That is going to change tho. This, my friends, is a brofist. You brofist your buddies, they brofist you. Until you both reach ecstasy.

You know what a Pakistani military leader said when Pakistan took over India for the first time? Of course you don't. He sai😛 i dunno lol. What happened next? HELLO CHINA!

ZA WARUDO creator wasn't AgentChieftain. It was someone else. Mind blowing.

There is 8 circles of Dio and each one is glorious.

End of fun facts.



But guys, this is huge. The other day, I visited Dioistic temple in Sindh, built by Srecko Ilic as a Serbian tribute to Dioism. Oh lawd, it was so ruined. Then it hit me - if this temple is so ruined, what happened in Islamabad temple, the HQ of Stardust Crusaders. Using the old teleporting device, I went there. A guy welcomed me, he was dying. An old Dioist, he must be. I gave him food and water, took off my shirt and handed it to him. He thanked me, and started his story. It was disturbing.

"After China took Punjab, they started pillaging the lands. Destroying our temples, taking all the gold from them to feed their poor pig souls. They were raping women, torturing men. Many ran away, but some accepted the tyranny and became pigs themselves.

One of those newborn pigs took the rule of Islamabad, ruling it from here. Don't go in there, it's very dangerous!"

But who is he, I asked.

"I am not sure what his name is, he was one of the lesser Pakistani back in the days of PEACE. He is ruthless, he kills people on sight. I have managed to escape, but I was wounded while destroying the plans of this temple so they never find our secret shelters and back exits. I am dying without seeing the sand once again. Oh Dio, why?"

I took him in my arms, teleported back to the Balochistan, and carried this poor man to the desert, so he can feel the sand for one last time. With a smile on his face, and tears in his eyes while touching the sand, he said "Thank you, my brother" and passed away. His name was Cookies Crisp.

I buried him, and went home with one clear goal. We must reclaim our lost territories. We must protect our people!

Signing off,
MorbidAngel.