[eUS Military] A United America Focuses its Wrath on Serbia
Fitisin
Standing on a hill surveying his surviving troops that made it into Occupied Florida, General FrozenDust - Commander of the Nationalna Garda - stood with the remainder of Serbia's MU Commanders and took stock of the current situation. General FrozenDust was not amused.
General FrozenDust looking very sharp in his pants that poof out of the sides.
Nearby, General Dimitrij Ivanov, Commander of Serbian Special Forces lay panting on his side, barely surviving a near miss from eUSMC Titan John Largo that wiped out a full regiment of his beloved SF fighters.
The never-ending war with Croatia was taking its toll, and FrozenDust has his MU fighters deployed across Occupied Europe and North America fighting with no hope of keeping its bloated and unsalvagable Empire.
He was diverted from his depressed line of thought by the far-off sound of drums, bugles and the steady march of disciplined and eager eUS Military forces coming, once again, to take a bite out of his dwindling forces.
The Occupation of the eUnited States did something FrozenDust did not believe possible - he faced a united American citizenry, who had set aside their political differences and joined together for a single purpose - and that purpose made FrozenDust quiver with fear.
With a groan, his exhausted Serbian troops gathered their sticks and hand grenades made out of beets (standard Serbian issue) to meet the oncoming assault. They looked at each other, knowing it was likely they'd never see another day in the United States. They will be banished once again, to the dank and lonely caves of Serbia where they can no longer gaze on the delights of America. And by "delights" he meant va-jay-jays that didn't have teeth like a bear trap. Also standard issue in Serbia.
Standard Issue in Florida - take a last look Serbs!
"I hear Hungary is declaring the USA its Natural Enemy," said his friend Dimitri von Serbiansteinoffkowitz (Serbs have very long names, don't you think?) "Perhaps the Americans will take the bait?"
"Never." said FrozenDust. "They are united, and they know to a man and woman that the path to restoring their country is kicking Serbia out first."
"Worse, the eUS Military is side by side with the National Military. I fear for our lives today."
Over the horizon, ranks of perfectly trained eUS Training Corps soldiers strode into view. Division 1 fighters and products of the best training in the New World. With perfect precision the front rank kneeled and, as one, they poured fire into the opposing Division 1 fighters of Serbia, who instantly broke and ran. They were hacked down by the expertly camouflaged National Guard troops - their Citizen-Soldier civilian garb allowing them to blend into the local population. They leaped into action, cutting down the terrified Serbian baby Div 1 soldiers.
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Marching from victory in Louisiana, TC proudly crosses the border into Florida, guided by NG veterans.
Compounding the confusion, the still air was rent with the sudden appearance of Mobile Infantry warriors appearing out of thin air. On the Bounce, they leaped into the fray, slicing the throats of Serbians in the 1st and 2nd Divisons unable to run fast enough. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE???" The Mobile Infantry screamed over and over again. Alas, few people had ever seen the movie they were named after. So, after a time they stopped and continued the business of slicing into the Serbian ranks.
I would like to know more - JUST STOP SAYING THAT ALL THE DAMN TIME, OK? 😃
Suddenly the ground shook with a terrible force, and the sky darkened. Line after line of fierce tanks laden with the veterans of the US Army poured over the hills like a metal tidal wave of death. Overhead, the transports of the Airborne opened their bay doors and released hordes of cold blooded, death dealing paratroopers expert in slaying Serbs and lighting barbecues simultaneously. Soon the landscape was strewn with Serbian casualties, and the smell of some really awesome baby back ribs hitting a hundred grills.
In this duel between Army Tanks and Serbian forces? Aww yeah....
The battle raged for hours, each side advancing and retreating. But FrozenDust knew what was coming, and he snapped his fingers at his orderly, "You. Prepare my donkey. I must be leaving now."
As the Serbian leadership fled the battlefield as fast as their horse carts and single-gear bicycles could carry them. The air split apart with the soul-destroying war cry of what was clearly the largest Ape anyone has, or would ever, see. General redbirdusa had arrived with the United States Marine Corps. The Serb-slaughtering ape Colin Lantrip, flanked by fellow Titan John Largo, and the Serb-crushing veteran Technician lead their fellow Marines onto the field. Each Marine is a legend unto him or herself. Their names strike fear into the hearts of Serbians and their unwashed allies. As one, they slammed with lethal force into the sweat-stained, rancid ranks of the Serbian Occupiers. Their screams were silenced as America's heaviest Gods of War followed the Titans into the fray, dispatching the terrified Serbs as they beg for their lives.
Titan Marines hit the ground, awaiting the following Gods of War to finish the battle.
Around and above the eUS Military the US-AIM Independent Military Units and the eUS Armed Forces rolled onto the field and blackened out the sun with their sheer numbers.
Riding her stylish War Broom, Cyber Witch - the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and leader of the eUS Military surveyed the destruction as she directed her troops. Meeting in the middle, she saluted and accepted in return the respectful salute of President Paul Proteus - knowing his time in office is soon to end, he can rest easy knowing a United America will never be decoyed by Hungarian Aggression from its mission of throwing Serbia out and locking the door behind him.
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Don't be fooled. She could kill you with the sharp end of a Dixie Cup.
Serbia first, every American knows this. United in our cause, and with the public and private resources of a wealthy and determined nation being wisely used - the United States of America will once again be free and stride the continent from Sea to Shining Sea!
Comments
Ooh-Rah!
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"va-jay-jay's that don't have teeth like a bear trap"
It's no wonder they always want to come here. I'd run to if that was all I'd ever get.
I. LOVE. THIS. MI FTW!!!
Voted for a united America!
Hail USA
Fail Servia
Voted for FSU babes!
Ooh-Rah
Fleet does the flyin', Serbs do the dyin'.
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Serbs dyin' in their own country,not in irak,afganistan,vietnam,and all over the World,where need to invade because of oil!!!
Serbia First!
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Ooh-Rah
o/
The power of A's!
America,Albania o/!
A always comes first 😉!
Hail for us,fail for serb!tches.
Australia, Austria, Algiers, Azerbaijan, Andorra, don't leave them out. 😛
Killin' Servs is RAWR!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
eUS Military FTW
Ooh-Rah!
voted!
Voted o7 Go USNG et al
"She could kill you with the sharp end of a Dixie Cup."
I actually lol'ed.
Glad to see everyone on the same page. Coordination is a wonderful thing.
You should see what I can do with a sharpened Pickle 😛
😮
YEAH BABY
Poole, no one claim it so the pole is mine
To hell with those TWO one-gear bicycle occupiers : )
OOH-RAH
I laughted all the way down!
Very inspiring, OOH-RAH!
Voted, great article Fitisin!
Once again folks, I just want to echo Fitisin's sentiments here and remind everyone that it's critical that you DO NOT fight against Hungary in Alaska tomorrow. It's important that the IV eHungarian Empire be allowed to return to full 10/10 bonuses at this crucial moment.
Thanks a lot,
JyM23
SEMPER FI, DO OR TRY!
o7
Some people say that Serbs as a nation celebrate their defeats. It looks to me like e-Americans do the same in this game. All this talk about grand victories and yet USA is still occupied.
still, Serbia maintains that reputation since 1389!! 😃
Not all of Serbia's battles since 1389 have been defeats, that's another myth. I just made an observation. 😉
in that case it would be totally nonsense!!
in fact i think there is no country that did not win at least one battle.
but, i do not know any one that celebrates a lost one!!!
You wouldn't understand. Serbs are proud of their predecessors who laid their lives for their people and their state. That's nothing to be embarrassed about, it is to be celebrated. 😉
'' i do not know any one that celebrates a lost one!!! '' what about Alamo ?
well, that's pretty much the same with all nations, they go about praising the deeds of their heroes-
That's a good one Letva, don't know why I didnt think of it. 🙂
hahahah battle of Almo was only the beginning of what was to come!!
read better... checkk world history, perhaps you'll come across something more interesting than that!! 😉
nice try, big fail.
The South shall rise again!
Nice SF article. Voted!
sub and v.
O7
CURRAHEE!
Um, there are no hills in Florida. 🙂
Um, Florida belongs to eSerbia 😃
hell yeah! o7
You'rе so funny! Oh, Stop it you XD
And... after you wake up, you saw reality... and shoot yourself in the head 🙂
haha War Broom!