[Derp4CP] Yui Foreshadows His Own Defeat?!

Day 3,141, 12:05 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


Today, Yui decided to release an article, stating his intention to run for PotUS again, seeking reelection. Last month, he beat me quite soundly, as I was an impromptu candidate with one party endorsement. I was the challenger to the anointed candidate. I had come at the heavyweight, seeking the title.

This is what Yui tries to get at, with the image in his own article, seen here:


In it, he portrays himself as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the legend against the challenger, myself portrayed as John Cena. This image is ripped from Wrestlemania XXVIII, when neither The Rock or Cena held the championship. The Rock won that first bout, coming away the victor.

What Yui doesn’t understand is that all happened last month. One of us has the title, the presidency, right now, and it’s him. This isn’t Wrestlemania 28. This is Wrestlemania 29, when Cena challenged the Rock, the newly proclaimed champion of the WWE, to a rematch to claim the title belt.

And who won that match?

John Cena did. Cena put a swift end to The Rock’s short reign at the top, and it seems that Yui has sensed that a swift end may come to him as well.

So, how is this election going to end? The same way Cena ended his bout with the Rock, with an “Attitude Adjustment” driving the Rock to the mat and taking the title.

RIP, Yui. (6/6/2016 - 7/6/2016)