[Dental Corps] Statement Regarding Operation: eSpain GTFO of TWO
Day 2,061, 14:37
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by The Vagabonds
The subject today is eSpain. It seems to be the done thing lately. Not wanting to miss out on such fun we thought we should once again see into the future and give you a brief overview of what
Since the 'Fall of the Balkans' and TWO's domination on the battlefront, the eWorld has become a pretty boring place. Even the wiping of eUSA could only raise a rather lacklustre cheer... here at DC we prize fun and frolics over just about anything. With eUSA wiped on their national holiday and eArgie MPP'd, the next stage of the DC Coup d'etat will now be enacted.
Operation: eSpain GTFO of TWO.
Some may see this as madness, we see this as the safest route to fun and frolics. With eSpain kicked from TWO it leaves Europe in a dangerously fun situation. With eCanada, our soon-to-be friends, begging to be freed from the eSpanish yoke and with a top CP like Pat Harper in control of the eCanaderps, a new friendship can be attainted between once bitter enemies to make up for the 'loss' of the e eSpanish one.
Once we have loudly freed the Canaderps and shoved in the ungrateful faces of the eSpanish, we then bait them into NEing us. Typical of the mentality of the eIrish, we could guarantee a NE from them. Two birds one stone. eSerbia smashing the crap out of eSpain in an effort to protect us would give us free reign to ride the eIrish bareback all the way to Wipe Town. Not only that, Europe would explode in fits of fun. Not just for us, but for the entire eWorld.
Leo doing what he does best!
For too long Europe has been a safe haven. eSpain out of TWO solves this problem. The eUK was the prime shaker and mover in the escalation of the eWorld War, let us again be the first to take it to the next...
Think about it eUK...
It makes perfect sense...
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Yes yes yes! v+s, big support \o/
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/spain-rules-2289982/1/20
taking bets that this article link is a load of crap...
winner \o/
You're such a fan Alpha, you always have to comment on the first persons shout, every time... bet you even subbed. Face it Alpha, you wish you had my style and panache.
WayneKerr, I had your style, but then someone ask me to borrow him it and I sold it to him,... better humour since then.
Alpha don't wake the Grinch !
I wouldn't lend you the steam from off my piss Alphabethis, let alone my style and panache...
... and Don, I know I got you beat when you have to resort to using images as a means to attack me. But hey, if it makes you feel better then carry on. You can't all have the intelligence to take me on in a battle of wits, so it's understandable you'd resort to that technique.
That's crazy Poland wont let Spain get wiped and neither will Venezuela...LOL!All of you wanting to get rid of Spain are ASKING for the destruction of TWO though i have to admit Spoland and Venezuela out of TWO would balance the power in the e-world against CoT vs TWO.
youngHOOD told me you had a sense of humour...
GTFO Spain...
yeah Spain. Bulls are meant to inseminate cows so we may have more cows to eat. NOT FOR KILLING IN STUPID ARENAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!
HUZZAH!!!!
VOTED FOR COMMON SENSE! 😛
o7
GTFO Spain...
UK is nothing without Spain. You will get wiped again
Spain is nothing without TWO. You will get wiped again
Referring to me as Spain does not affect me because I'm not spanish I just support them totally. Spain was wiped ? I can't remember. Poland and Spain are great allies none of these countries will allow the other to get wiped or even close to losing regions whether they are in the same alliance or not.
SPoland is faltering bro... 10/10 has become too important for both Spain and Poland.
GTFO Spain.
ruling eUK easy
ruling TWO now there's a proper challenge for DC
tic tac vote that
I lol'd - especially @ eCanaderps... awesome.
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Oh hai Traitor.
you spell traitor wrong?
on porpoise.
Excellent, Indeed.
V
Who helped the UK against Canada?
Argentina?
Miau
Don't worry we love you Spaniards, MPP already ; )
oh that just what i was looking for, lets MPP eUK and eSpain \o/ the world would totally make sense again... lol
Serbia/Poland...
Vote o/
lol
CHORIZO FOR NONE!
Why aren't you MOFA Wayne? why?! games are meant to be fun....
Dear Teppishc,
Thank you for your enquiry into why I am not the MoFA of the eUK at this present time. I hope this brief explanation below is to your satisfaction.
The powers that be say that the eUK should be devoid of humour Tepp... We have been dealt a poor card. Tup win, we have a month of boredom. if New Era win, it'd be like letting monkeys loose with loaded shotguns. Highly amusing, but you don't wanna have to clean it up afterwards.
The eUK has had many chances to buck this trend, every time they have failed. There;s only so much that parties such as SKA and TRS, along with us here at DC, can do. We may be able to lead you to the waters edge, but unfortunately we can't force you to drink the damn stuff. Something to do with 'abuse', I dunno, Leo just said it would be better if we didn't ram hoses down peoples throats, PR image and the cutting of sponsorship money was mentioned also... I stopped paying attention to be honest.
anyway...
Back to my point...
The reason I ain't the MoFA and the main reason why eUK is such a dull and boring place is due to the voting public of the eUK. We shall give give one last chance to redeem themselves. ZAP4CP. August may well be coming, but should the eUK revert to type and elect a 2-bit, fun-sucking CP, we shall be forced to take our talents elsewhere. To a place we can take all our frustrations out on. A place that sees fun, reaches out to grabs it with both hands and smothers it till it suffocates... eIreland.
Don't force that upon us Tepp...
ZAP4CP
Yours sincerely
Wayne
Blow it all the fawk up!
Who are Spain?
o7
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