[Daily Prophet News] Hoot, Hoot I'm an Owl!

Day 2,600, 11:57 • Published in USA Japan • by Nohime


You know that special feeling when you hold your ‘wand’ to your head and you feel like you have the power in between your fingertips; that special goo comes out and you suddenly are relieved? That’s kinda what I’m feeling right now. A warm embrace of the flesh, greeted like a handshake of long standing prowess and girth, while feeling quick and nimble, like when you hear a cymbal…yeah, that’s how good it feels right now.

Wizards will agree with me. A flick of the wrist, and a wave of your wand, and ABRACADABRA you have an insta-glourious satisfaction when you find out that on voting day you have the power in your hands. What the hell are you talking about wands and waving them around like a penis, Wooky? I’m talking about…

Witches and Wizards will be flying around with wood in between their legs on January 5th and they are very excitable during these times because its Country Presidential election day in eUSA! Owls will be hooting and hawwwing wildly because nothing has been as exciting as sitting high in the sky, full mast and yelling, “WIIIIIILLLLDDDD OOOOWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!”



So get ready ladies and gentlemen to beat your quaffles with your bludgers, toss around the ol snitch for a snatch and prepare for an oculus repairo like you’ve never seen cumming!!!