[Appleby] [Guide] How to be an insufferable Kant.
Topher Fair
2. Add some puns or 70s references even your parents won't get. Using a dead actors face as an avatar or obscure IRC injoke helps.
3. Use http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/synonym to replace every word possible with language with sets the tone to 1950s boredom. Bonus points if most don't know what the feck you are on about anymore.
4. Blame the other players or the game when people "mysteriously" don't want to play with you anymore. You win if you can attack and shame any group who try to do the opposite of you.
I mean seriously guys, have you read this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-appleby-appraisal-of-the-system-legal-serious-silliness-2560806/1/20 ?
Why are you letting this senile old man scare players away with his nonsense?
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Oh I've missed you!
I am trying to propose the Taylor Swift Act but Congress can't take the awesomeness.
because she's rubbish
Don't worry, I am drafting the Taylor Momsen Act as we speak
I'd only consider it if it involved listening to Christopher Lee sings heavy metal Christmas songs. The man was, and still is in my books, a God & legend
LIGHT THE BEACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS
Are obscure IRC injokes still obscure when every remaining player uses IRC?
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Have a good day.
I love you Turkey... But we already have 80/100/60, pretty close!
Banter
Though if no one cares about it, one just has to ask why you saw the need to come out of retirement and write an entire article about it?
13 sentences is an "entire" article now!
I'm confused - if it isn't an entire article, what part of the article did you leave out?
Such low standards.
I expected more biting satire, and whats wrong with dead actors?!
Nice catch! I originally was going to write an article as Appleby, but then I had to stop half way through because being Appleby made life not worth living anymore.
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Бути чи не бути... (Headless Horror) 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/uk/article/-headless-horror-1-2560097/1/20
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Still buying votes then.
Just pricking an ego, since that ego is a prick!
Oh and I got 17 real votes which is top 5 anyway!
Bought another 50 votes then.
Great article and the writer is quite right the article he talks about is just pretentious words of nothing blending into boredom.
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Well at least the media's gonna have more things in now