[AMP] News and Shit

Day 2,792, 16:32 • Published in USA USA • by BeachBro


Gosh I surely missed AMPR! From Greeling and his such well timed and perfectly placed " Penis " to Aramec being at full chub and naked with the poop deck forgetting to be maintained and cleaned to Senryaku and his random Irish gibberish to Yui showing up late because he slept through his alarm and of course can you forget John Killah's sweet sweet voice! It was so much fun that we had to go and do a 1 hour aftershow after the already 1 hour shit show! Now lets recap!



So it started off with a big bang! The first question posed to the PP Candidates was why they had decided to step up to the plate and run for the AMP Party President. In the middle of the questioning Middletopia changed his vote in the AMP Forum Primary from Abstain to a Vote for Yui which put Yui in the lead! But dont worry John Killah brought up a good point and said what if everyone just voted for everyone. Senryaku just blew up and said " equals and abstain you dipshit! Its an abstain if you vote for everyone. It makes no difference. " So then Senryaku told Middletopia F*ck You! But have no fear from the beautiful land of Greeling Land he utters the word " Please ".

We also came up with the brilliant idea of slipping Pfeiffer 50 dollars to build us a bot farm. And right at that moment the Yui had awoken to join the party! All three candidates agreed that the current track and goal for the party is to introduce new blood as well as add new members to the party.

Senryaku's first act as Party President will be to go into the leadership channel on IRC and slap Evry around and tell him F*CK YOU! I feel this may be Senryaku's go to curse word! Yui then when into a long drawn out blah blah blah about a actual good plan for the AMP and the direction he wanted to take. And have no fear Greeling's first thing as Party President will be to delete his account! You heard it here first folks! AMP the party of shenanigans and of the DDDDDDDDDDD!

Senryaku then decided after a great amount of persuasion from Aramec to share his mother with the party! This is good news indead! Yui and Senryaku favorite sports are eSports and greeling loves baseball. During the Debate I had decided that I couldnt stand by and let this party fall into ruin. I then decided to announce that i would be throwing my name back into the Party President running!

Senryaku then went into another massive rant screaming that " If you want a 17 year old kid pretending to be a virtual girl as your Party President pick Yui. If you want a guy who will shove his D*ck up your *ss pick Greeling. And if you want a F*cking nerd as your Party President pick me ". This just in Senryaku supports catfishing, anal, and nerdom! Boy the AMP is in good hands yall!

We the went into a break and listened to a great song! As I feel this is already a long winded article the second half will be much simpler!



When we came back Aramec decided he was gonna head on over to the FED's otherwise known as the Ship at the bottom of the sea. We also came to the conclusion that no one was wearing pants during this Beautiful occasion. Greeling and Senryaku also decided they would yell at their media teams to get shit done! Yui on the other hand is going to bring Middletopia to his basement and use a many of methods to squeeze the content right out of him for Media this month. This just in Aramec uses his router as a fleshlight!

Greeling is his favorite person in eRep! Did we really expect anything else! Yui of course went to his eCrush and favorite person EnterAwesome! Then came a dark and sad moment when John Killah brought up how many pants he gets into. And someone shouted out none and made greeling cry and sh*t himself! It was a sad moment for sure! Breaking news! Senryaku sucks d*cks and liked rainy for her ponies! Also Senryaku left us for moment to go have some adult rated fun with Derphoof! Aramec gave us some great advice " Oily up that Heiny and get it real shiny " Boy does he have a way with words!

Now it was time to ask Aramec a question from each Candidate! Greeling of course was first and asked Aramec the size of his penis! He answered " At the last measurement, let me get hard again..... OK at the last measurement I think it was just shy of 6 inches! What are the smaller marks on a ruler called for inches. " We then broke out into the reason that UK is the bane of this world for not using the metric system! Senyaku just asked who Aramec's eCrush was. It was Astrocatg whoever that lovely lady is.

We also found out that Senryaku's eCrush is scabman and Greeling's was Alexandor Valakor! Senryaku aslo gave us the phrase that " Incest is Winfest!" Boy hes a winner! The John Killah got asked and went into some serious depression with a very quiet and soft " Oh F*ck " We will let you decide who that was for yourself! Yui asked Aramec what his thoughts were on cat abortions? He doesn't support it as he loves cats. I was then confirmed as a PTO and a Macedonian Plant!

This was about as serious as this party could get. We like to have fun over here at the AMP! Even when its over serious and important topics we bring fun to it! The After Party was even more scandalous. We had a good time! If ya want to listen to the show both the Debate and the After Party are Archived and ready to listen to:

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On a more Serious note! After all the fun and game and laughs Yui has been declared as the official Amp Party President Candidate. He will do well for this party and has our best interests at heart. Yui will protect us like she did with me and Kirito in the Dungeon of the Black Iron Palace. I hope she brings that Giant Sword! It made me all hot and bothered personally! So get on out there AMP on Wednesday and vote Yui for AMP Party President!





BeachBunny
Queen of Awesome