[ADP] Thanks

Day 2,735, 23:49 • Published in Australia Australia • by Mongoosier


Hello, my faithful ADPers – and those of other political affiliations that have popped in…

a) To see what you are missing
b) To steal all my policy idea [ha, good luck finding any of those here!]
c) To abuse me in the comments section
d) [far more likely] By mistake

It’s great to be back at the helm of the greatest party in eAustralia – and with what can only be described as a Putin-esque margin of victory – to which there is only one possible response:

What on eEarth were you thinking??

Well, it’s done now – you’ve committed the political equivalent of slamming your own balls repeatedly in the drawer of a filing cabinet so now we’ll have to pick up the pieces. So to speak.

Er, pressing on, perhaps this election just proves the age old political adage that if you want to seek power it doesn’t hurt to have a large number of shady looking and obviously armed men volunteering to accompany voters into the booth “for your safety… ”

Anyway, whatever your reason, ADPers I salute you.


Hats off to my fellow candidates for this noble office: sirjames244, dullagamur & Fuat00t. Lord only knows why you didn’t win this but I’d love you to be part of the ADP leadership team if you are interested so PM me if you are.

We are of course Australia's number one party and traditionally boast a relatively large membership. Currently only our fluffy PTOing friends over at VIP are up with us in terms of numbers.

But there’s no point being a large party if we aren’t also an active party.

Firstly, I need an executive team to do all the work help me run this party.

We usually go with a VP, a Secretary General and a Spokesman but I can make up much sillier names for these Offices if the public demands it.

Whatever, if you would like to help us out then please drop me a PM. It’s really genuinely not very much work and, since the game is much more fun when you get involved in politics, Party Politics is a great place to start.

JT, Guag, TM13 – I already have your applications – I filled them out myself to save you time. Thanks 🙂

So, although it’s far too late now because you voted for me anyway – but here’s what I intend to do as El Presidente of the sexiest party in the eWorl😛

1. I solemnly promise to find the damned ADP line breaks and headers to make future articles look up to 33% less shite (content will still be of low to medium grade at best)

2. The weekly free food drops will continue. 200 Q5 food to ADP members each week. Watch out for the article that comes out every Wednesday (give or take a day) and remember you may need to click on page 2 of the media if we are having a busy week

3. I will write at least four (4) (FOUR) articles during my time in office – that’s an almost astonishing one per week – and not including this one or food drop ones! It may not seem like a lot but I think this is approximately FOUR more than I managed last time I was PP so you’ll get what you’re given and like it. These will be rambling state of the nation type things so fun for everyone no doubt.

4. We continue to be the party of the Youth and we stand committed to help any young player who wants to join in the fun of helping run this great nation – our members play a major part in running the Mentor Scheme, the JDS and probably in Cabinet too (although I can’t be bothered to fact check this last one right now as I’m over this article and want to get to the end. What's that, you know the feeling? Why you cheeky bugger!)

So, tune in tomorrow (or indeed some other day) for my first proper ADP Presidential address of this term.

TL/DR:
What?? Thanks! Watch this space…

Stay awesome, ADPers.
Mongoosier