XX: Official Party Presidents
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by Little Old Halfling
Ladies and gentlemen, let me welcome you to the shortest newspaper in the eWorld. This edition we have a special treat, which is also quite informative! In it, I'll give you the low down the officially endorsed candidates for Party President this month in America. These are the candidates that have already been elected by party primary out of game to represent their party as Party President. Respect these parties wishes as the Presidents have already been selected and vote only for them so we can avoid becoming this:
Not something America should be
We are under PTO threat this month, so be sure to get it right.
So without any further debauchery from me, let's begin the lineup for this month's official Top 5 PP candidates.
First, I officially endorse Melissa Rose as the Federalist Candidate. Why? Mainly because their party held a primary and decided by a 98% majority that she was sexy enough to do it. Also, she's a pretty cool gal herself and should definitely be awesome at the job. Also also, the Feds are being PTO'd by some friend of Pizza's. Don't do it. Vote Melissa Rose.
Next up is another party under PTO threat, the American Trade and Defense Party. My endorsement for their party is HobbitTon, again mainly because he's the only legitimate candidate from what I hear. He's also a cool guy and a friend of mine, and hey, he's running against Pizza the Hut so let's not have another one of those debacles again. Anyways, Pizza sucks, vote Hobbit. NEXT!
SEES, ladies and gents, SEES. Rainy Sunday is the officially endorsed candidate for SEES. She's nice and one of the hardest workers I know. Vote Rainy Sunday for SEES.
USWP is up next, with Laxsnor winning thier Primary, thus their Presidency. Haliman graciously stepped down in a show of unity, and I personally think that Laxsnor will be an amazing president for our nations top party. Zombie love.
And now, for my own beloved. UIP. We've had some good times together this month. I know I said I'd run, but it just can't be so this time.
I hereby withdraw my candidacy for Party President and invest all my powers of sexiness into Pheno Sony. Not that he needs my endorsement, but he is a seriously awesome guy. We need all UIP to vote for him come election day. We are under threat from PTO. Pheno will lead us to glory.
Melissa Rose for Federalist Party \o/
Rainy Sunday for SEES Party \o/
Laxnor for USWP Party \o/
Pheno Sony for UIP Party \o/
HobbitTon for ADTP Party \o/
It's been a hell of a run people. You'll see me next month, so no worries there. In the meantime, stay frosty. 😉
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You already posted this.
And you already made a fool of yourself the last time. So let's move on shall we? 😃
@Ajay: Be lucky he didn't include your comment and made a list of all the things wrong with it.
Voted in the fight against Pizza.
Or I said things you didn't want read?
OHHHH, wait, nvm, my report of Justins comment worked, that's why. LOL
If what you said was anything like what you were spouting on Kyle's roast last week, people probably didn't repeat it out of a rare instance of pity for you. Nobody's afraid of what you have to say, Pizza.
"Official", there are no "official" candidates and "government, party sponsored" unless this is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
I wish we had the same kind of precise organization as N. Korea.
2-clickers, get involved.
Pizza, despite what your ego may be telling you, I didn't delete it because of your comment. It was weak at best tbh. Sorry. :/
Cuz Glove is Love
Orgnets
-Because you don't expect them to trust you with voting what you think is important, DO YOU!?
Ignoring your hypocrisy. The legitimate and official candidates are the ones the parties and party leaders held Primaries for. You know, the things you don't participate in because nobody wants you on their forums because everyone knows you're a troll and a multi playing PTO thorn in the side of everything this country tries to accomplish?
The party leaders I talked to all said that these were their candidates that were elected by primary so as to keep them safe from people like you. If you have an issue with that definition, go troll someone else's media already.
And if you're really offended by the orgnet voting, I'm sorry. I had to ask a friend to help me with that to get it past the pile of poorly written and self-indulgent articles you're trying to dupe America with. Pretty funny how you call me out on something you do with everyone of your articles.
Go be king of Hungary already.
Well formated article, I voted. I miss all the stuff we used to be able to do with editing. Hear me Admins!? I want editing stuff back!
>"Official", there are no "official" candidates and "government, party sponsored" unless this is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
Then why are you advertising yourself as the official ADTP candidate? You're a complete hypocrite and subversive liar.
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Nice bit of propaganda 😉
For the newbies out there, the author has once again raised the PTO flag as a fear-mongering tool to get you to vote the way he wants you to. They'll talk about primaries but they're total shams and there's no monitoring of those elections.
Use your own mind and vote the way you want to!
^Ohai Pizza
Melissa Rose for Federalist Party \o/
Rainy Sunday for SEES Party \o/
Laxnor for USWP Party \o/
Pheno Sony for UIP Party \o/
HobbitTon for ADTP Party \o/
There are Hungarian-sponsored candidates on the ballot, so of course it's not fear-mongering. It's just common sense that the real eUS populace are going to want to get behind one single pro-eUS candidate in each Top 5 Party race.
LOL, "Hungarian" sponsored. Proof or GTFO. This is AMERICA. DEMOCRACY
...I wanna be a Rubot. 😐
GAWD YES PHENO SONY.
Technically Ajay, this is a game.
ajay needs to cool his jets, for real
pizza its proof, several people running as canidates have huge donations made to them by multiple Hungarians, and or had a Hungarian citizenship that was not endorsed by eUS within the last month.
If its a foregone conclusion who is going to win, why bother to have an election? Further proof that eRepublik deserves to die a slow and painful death. Oh wait, it is! woohoo!