XVII: A Sexy Platform

Day 1,054, 13:26 • Published in USA USA • by Little Old Halfling


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Now, with Little Benny on as my VPP, and oh so finely assembled group of men and women ready to make this shindig a party to remember, you're probably wondering what this massively assembled group of sexocity is going to be doing for you in terms of making the UIP even more awesome.


UIP without Athanaric as President


UIP with Athanaric as President

The first focus: Inter-party relations. That's right. In order to make our party successful, we have to be successful with other parties first.


Picture😛 UIP learning to play nice with other parties

We're the 3rd largest party in America, and yet our presence is not as well known. We need to reforge our alliances with the other parties to allow us to make way for new developments. The point of a party is to make the country better, and if our relations with the other parties is poor, we have to do something to change that. Not for us, not for them, but for America.

I will be in personal contact with each of the new Party heads, and will be working with them to think up new ways for us to interact and protect our country.



One of the second focuses of my campaign will be the increase of activity within the UIP. As you can see from my cabinet choices (scroll up for link), you may be noticing a few new faces, as well as some people who have recently migrated over from other parties. This is no mistake. One of the biggest problems I have seen in recent months with the UIP is a tendency to keep power and focus on a select few. We have a lot of members, why not get them involved?

My cabinet will be working on new ways to engage our membership. My Department of Fun and Communications staff will especially have their work cut out for them with figuring out what the best way to make this game fun for our members is.


Fun, fun, for everyone!

These two ideas will be the core focus of my presidency. Yes, there will be other issues at hand, but what's a game if it isn't engaging and fun? I've made a lot of friends in UIP. They're really great people, and I think if we all just got out a little bit more and made an effort, we could take this party to the next level.

Come October 15th, I hope you choose to vote me in, UIP, as your Party President. Come win or lose, I'll still be brining sexy back.