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Happy post-election haze, citizens!

Whilst many in Spam HQ were sipping on Spam wine to celebrate the passing of another election cycle, I was locked away in the 'current events' cellar keeping my eyes on the Declaration of War South Africa has proposed against us.

It wasn't an unfamiliar feeling, as last month North Macedonia also launched a DoW against the eUK.

What's that about?

It is a fairly different story for each. In North Macedonia's case, back when the wars in South America had kicked off, the narrative is that they weren't immediately clear that we were going to liberate Zona Sur and remove ourselves from the warzone (we held it for a TW), and so launched the DoW to remind us of our place. They did this, it seems, unawares that it was in the early hours of the morning and so no one was online to reply to their inquiries or indeed initiate a RW.

eSouth Africa on the other hand was not to try and get us to do something they wanted, rather they have told us that they were doing it as a precaution. A quick look at the map suggested that precaution was 'having to occupy eUK regions to maintain borders with a country their allies are invading'. Classy!


Mr Woldy shoo's away invaders. More effective than using his strength...

What should we do about it?

Well the administrative half of my brain (the back) urged me to talk about war and resistance readiness, so I attempted to initiate conversations on what our stance should be in the event of hostile occupation (my view is - resist! but this isn't shared by everyone in Parliament)... but as Congress is changing over I have momentarily suppressed that half in favour of the fun half of my brain (the front) which said first things first - sweepstake!

For those of a nervous disposition don't worry, I'll see who is interested on working on that resistance-readiness too!

The Sweepstake

That's right, a DoW sweepstake. Guess the country you think will next DoW the eUK and when it happens, those who guessed correctly will share a prize pot of FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS! It is money for nothing! (nothing but existential dread).

You may enter for as long as eRep allows me to edit this article to add to the list. Guess in the comments or PM me direct.

The Sweepstake:

Spygon - Turkey
Artela - USA
Mr Woldy (that's right!) - North Macedonia (again)
Hojy27 - Australia
AMD. - Argentina
Sambo223 - Albania
Rory Winterbourne II - Portugal
Judas H Christ - Ireland
Honoka1999 - Poland
Select28 - India
CptChazbeard - Norway

Thanks for reading,
Mr Woldy.