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Wikedleaks:The new product revealed

Day 3,110, 07:10 • Published in Serbia Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

My serbian friends I can announce now I have found folder in the admins komputer called "very sexy pass around"

I assume is the new product ...

Teh admins is also very much excited and i read the following comment:

wow very sexy - bogdan

its very great and made me want to see more - bogdan k

~~i will never reveal location of our gupsy tears~~ - bogdan the mighty

where is location of this "product" i think we should take field trip. -plato

you guys are disgusting - lana

no lana we are men and we.... - bogdan m

could one make bacon of it aferwards or during - bogdan s

after last comment admins got very excited but we can see new "product" is making team at erep very excited.
neodymium ,titanium, wolfram, cobalt, magnesium is for bling bling i assume and necklaces and rings and ear piercing for the new product,

Comments

Don Croata Day 3,110, 07:27

Q10 food? 😛

Lady Silver Day 3,110, 09:13

You are a nut! LOL

Dio Hostilian Day 3,110, 10:00

very sexy!!!

btw, that's serbian national pig - mangulica. we started the war against ottomans and won because they tried to tax our mangulica production. it's also excellent and has no bad cholesterol, so you could use it to cure cancer and aids, when coupled with garlic, hot pepper and rakija.

Milos Pakleni Day 3,110, 10:06

Are you sure it was Otoman empire?That economic war was against Austro - Hungarians.

Dio Hostilian Day 3,110, 10:15

Yup, I'm sure. The Ottoman "Dahije" (regional commanders) decided it was a good idea to raise taxes, and then it turned out they died later that year, alongside most of their army.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,110, 12:37

ok i did not really read up on it. we have long periods of very hot weather so not certain your pigs would adjust in Africa and i am not really someone for killing animals so probably would have 500 mangulica pigs before my creditors sells me out.

Dio Hostilian Day 3,110, 13:11

that depends on where in africa. a month ago we had a marathon in belgrade, and some guy from kenya was complaining it was too hot. actually, i've just checked, even now nairobi is like 5 degrees colder than belgrade.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,111, 08:14

its winter now whilst it is summer there. but we never fall below freezing really. some guy here go a russian bride and found her one day in the freezer laying there because she could not take the heat.

Backoovan Day 3,111, 03:55

Gotta love Borat..

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