WHPR Day 1511 - Dinner and a Show
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White House Press Room - Day 1511
Yup. I’m back. Get over it.
Dateline: Monday, January 8th, 2012 (Day 1511)
Location: James S. Brady Press Briefing Room, The White House
ONE’s Amazing Disappearing Act
Question: How do make three nations suddenly disappear off the face of the earth?
Answer: I’m not really sure myself, but ONE seems to be doing a pretty good job of it so you might ask them.
Abra Kadabra! Sweden’s gone!
In an act of sheer entertainment showmanship which Swedish President Valnad and Iranian President pejmaaan have called “a truly magical display of tenacity and brilliance” [citation needed], ONE leadership has contracted independent magicians specializing in illusion magic to make the countries disappear. “We thought it would be a good way to kick of the New Year,” says an anonymous ONE official. “Give the people something to look at. You know, metaphorically.”
Sources have yet to confirm whether the ONE source is in fact a source or just a stock image of a man with a bag over his head.
Sources close to ONE leadership have said that the independent wizards which ONE contracted for the job bore Terra and EDEN insignias. These same sources have also stated that this was not a deterrent for ONE hiring the so-called independent contractors. “ONE is only out for the best there is. We don’t care if the best is affiliated with our enemies, endorses our enemies, or is our enemy; if they’re the best, we’ve gotta have them,” said another anonymous source close to ONE leadership.
Other sources have yet to confirm whether the two anonymous ONE sources are in fact just the same stock photo of a man with a bag over his head.
Sources close to Terra and EDEN officials have, conspicuously, been absent on commentary as to whether their level 72 gnome illusionist squadrons were indeed contracted for the job or not. Other sources have quoted that it was in fact the brave men and women of the combined Terra and EDEN police forces who were to be blamed for the disappearance of the two countries as well as the partial disappearance of England. Those other sources are Gulden Draak, renowned playboy, gentleman’s gentleman, and all-around good guy. Still other sources have yet to claim anything, instead enjoying the comfort of their own homes and the luxiriating apathy that only Skyrim can bring.
Feyn do pah nahl arkh al do tiid.
Needy Newbs
The Department of Interior has decided that getting new players to flash for food is not, in fact, enough to get them fed (I know, I was shocked too). Director of Boobs Molly Emma has seen fit to correct this problem. Playing off of the newb naming theme again, the Department of the Interior has launched Operation: Newbs Need Food Now and You Need to Give It to Them, more commonly known as Newbs In Need.
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In an article with as many links as I have toes (hint: it’s ten), Mammary Master Molly Emma has outlined a veritable bevvy of ways in which you can help deal with this rampant plague of new players not having enough to eat. If you, or someone you know, would like to donate food to a new player, contact either Molly Emma, Kodos, or rainy sunday.
In Other News from the White House
The NE with Spain which was summarily rejected by Congress was Proposed by censured Congressman and NCP VP Pierce Vaughn. This Proposal was made in direct defiance to President Oblige's desire to NE Mexico and appears to be in line with Pizza the Hut II's threat to use his Party's Congressmen to disrupt Congress. In making this rogue Proposal, Mexico was able to NE the USA first, putting us in a defensive instead of offensive position. In other words, they’re bringing the tamales to us.
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In another surprise twist, it appears that Lysander Spooner II may or may not be a traitor to the American people. A special edition of eNPR may or may not be in the works to showcase as to whether Spooner is innocent or not. If you wish to keep up with White House news and witty banter, check out the new eNPR Facebook page, replete with the latest links to the latest media. As a reminder, eNPR airs this Tuesday at 19:00 eRep, 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific with aforementioned witty banter occurring in Rizon at #eNPR.
And now...
“With our forces on the move and our resolve strengthened, we move into new era of American unity. Though our foes may be great, we have shown them that our courage and force of will can be greater.”
Be sure to read, comment and subscribe to President Oblige's newspaper, The Savior.
Recommended Reading:
| The President's Newspaper | Speaker's Word | DoD Civilian Orders | Dept of Education |
| White House Press Room | Pony Express | eNPR Radio | Terra Times | Voice of EDEN |
Join a Military or Militia:
| US Civilian MU | US Armed Forces Boot Camp | US Army | Special Forces | Ultramarines | SEAL Team 6 |
| EZ Company | Bad Company | Fraternity Shock Troops | Bear Cavalry | Pickle's Patriots |
| eUS Training Corps | National Guard | Mobile Infantry | eUS Army | Airborne | Marine Corps |
Athanaric
White House Press Corps Writer
:::
the Shout:
New WHPR Day 1511
http://tinyurl.com/7ghumy7
100% more magic! 100% more tamales!
1719
Yup. I’m back. Get over it.
Dateline: Monday, January 8th, 2012 (Day 1511)
Location: James S. Brady Press Briefing Room, The White House
ONE’s Amazing Disappearing Act
Question: How do make three nations suddenly disappear off the face of the earth?
Answer: I’m not really sure myself, but ONE seems to be doing a pretty good job of it so you might ask them.
Abra Kadabra! Sweden’s gone!
In an act of sheer entertainment showmanship which Swedish President Valnad and Iranian President pejmaaan have called “a truly magical display of tenacity and brilliance” [citation needed], ONE leadership has contracted independent magicians specializing in illusion magic to make the countries disappear. “We thought it would be a good way to kick of the New Year,” says an anonymous ONE official. “Give the people something to look at. You know, metaphorically.”
Sources have yet to confirm whether the ONE source is in fact a source or just a stock image of a man with a bag over his head.
Sources close to ONE leadership have said that the independent wizards which ONE contracted for the job bore Terra and EDEN insignias. These same sources have also stated that this was not a deterrent for ONE hiring the so-called independent contractors. “ONE is only out for the best there is. We don’t care if the best is affiliated with our enemies, endorses our enemies, or is our enemy; if they’re the best, we’ve gotta have them,” said another anonymous source close to ONE leadership.
Other sources have yet to confirm whether the two anonymous ONE sources are in fact just the same stock photo of a man with a bag over his head.
Sources close to Terra and EDEN officials have, conspicuously, been absent on commentary as to whether their level 72 gnome illusionist squadrons were indeed contracted for the job or not. Other sources have quoted that it was in fact the brave men and women of the combined Terra and EDEN police forces who were to be blamed for the disappearance of the two countries as well as the partial disappearance of England. Those other sources are Gulden Draak, renowned playboy, gentleman’s gentleman, and all-around good guy. Still other sources have yet to claim anything, instead enjoying the comfort of their own homes and the luxiriating apathy that only Skyrim can bring.
Feyn do pah nahl arkh al do tiid.
Needy Newbs
The Department of Interior has decided that getting new players to flash for food is not, in fact, enough to get them fed (I know, I was shocked too). Director of Boobs Molly Emma has seen fit to correct this problem. Playing off of the newb naming theme again, the Department of the Interior has launched Operation: Newbs Need Food Now and You Need to Give It to Them, more commonly known as Newbs In Need.
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😛An epidemic.
In an article with as many links as I have toes (hint: it’s ten), Mammary Master Molly Emma has outlined a veritable bevvy of ways in which you can help deal with this rampant plague of new players not having enough to eat. If you, or someone you know, would like to donate food to a new player, contact either Molly Emma, Kodos, or rainy sunday.
In Other News from the White House
The NE with Spain which was summarily rejected by Congress was Proposed by censured Congressman and NCP VP Pierce Vaughn. This Proposal was made in direct defiance to President Oblige's desire to NE Mexico and appears to be in line with Pizza the Hut II's threat to use his Party's Congressmen to disrupt Congress. In making this rogue Proposal, Mexico was able to NE the USA first, putting us in a defensive instead of offensive position. In other words, they’re bringing the tamales to us.
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😛The Mexican military.
In another surprise twist, it appears that Lysander Spooner II may or may not be a traitor to the American people. A special edition of eNPR may or may not be in the works to showcase as to whether Spooner is innocent or not. If you wish to keep up with White House news and witty banter, check out the new eNPR Facebook page, replete with the latest links to the latest media. As a reminder, eNPR airs this Tuesday at 19:00 eRep, 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific with aforementioned witty banter occurring in Rizon at #eNPR.
And now...
“With our forces on the move and our resolve strengthened, we move into new era of American unity. Though our foes may be great, we have shown them that our courage and force of will can be greater.”
Be sure to read, comment and subscribe to President Oblige's newspaper, The Savior.
Recommended Reading:
| The President's Newspaper | Speaker's Word | DoD Civilian Orders | Dept of Education |
| White House Press Room | Pony Express | eNPR Radio | Terra Times | Voice of EDEN |
Join a Military or Militia:
| US Civilian MU | US Armed Forces Boot Camp | US Army | Special Forces | Ultramarines | SEAL Team 6 |
| EZ Company | Bad Company | Fraternity Shock Troops | Bear Cavalry | Pickle's Patriots |
| eUS Training Corps | National Guard | Mobile Infantry | eUS Army | Airborne | Marine Corps |
Athanaric
White House Press Corps Writer
:::
the Shout:
New WHPR Day 1511
http://tinyurl.com/7ghumy7
100% more magic! 100% more tamales!
1719
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The White House Press Corps welcomes Athanaric back to the game after a too-long break.
Welcome back to the Media Team, Athanaric... you can quit looking for your booze stash, I found that my first day here!
"In another surprise twist, it appears that Lysander Spooner II may or may not be a traitor to the American people. A special edition of eNPR may or may not be in the works to showcase as to whether Spooner is innocent or not."
Peiffer blows another big 'ol red one.
Oh and Oblige, you should be ashamed of yourself to allow this through.
Asshole
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Voted.
~hyuu~
Prestige Worldwide
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Uhriventis, obviously the WHPR is referring to the Lysander tanking 6 mil with PedjaT incident. I've challenged him to defend his actions on eNPR and we'll see if he shows up.
Now this is a WHPR, good work Athanaric and who ever else helped.
If it makes everyone feel better.....The President of Mexico thanked me. 🙂
Hobbits are fgts.
Now you see them. Now you dont.
Last time I checked the Legislative Branch is independent of the Executive. Congressmen can propose whatever they want, and until such times as there are forums collectively run by the country, and not privately owned and administered by Pfeiffer, it will remain this way. If PigInZen wants his forums to be taken seriously, he will remove Pfeiffer.
For you are Justice, bringer of mindgasms.
Whose kitteh is that which you are about to dissect?
Also, would have been funnier if the second guy had a different suit, shirt, tie, bag or even just different colours.
Welcome back. o/
Not bad Athanaric...not bad at all.
@Athan, glad you are back. The above BS will either challenge you or freak you out and make you scurry off. I'm betting you are in attack mode and everyone needs to duck. xD GL bro.
Also Pizza and Pierce need to go write some more articles, I'm in a trolling mood today.
I was entertained AND informed....good job man!
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Pony Express Day 1511
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1942848/1/20
All the News You Need to Know
Yo quiero Baja California.
...till I took an arrow to the knee
Pizza, you seem to have taken an arrow to the funny. I'd ask my cousin how to heal that, but he's out hunting dragons.
Nice work Athanaric. I read this and it reminded me of your style, of you 🙂 then come to see it IS YOU! Ok, back to my cave. But hey and howdy bud, well done sir o>. (and I'm not back yet, just pop in on occassion) XXOO ~Candor
OMG, that halfing is EVERYWHERE!
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