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1. We’re not losing quite as badly anymore
2. Winning 101
3. I’m writing this section entirely of my own free will and there’s no one forcing me to whatsoever


Evening America,
Many apologies for the lack of activity in WHPR’s for past couple of weeks, but the flurry of military activity seems to have distracted the administration. Irregardless, the WHPR is in good hands, and you can expect a bit more information coming out in the upcoming days.
Moving forward....

We’re no longer being absolutely obliterated. Yea!
Today, United States Forces, along with strong Allied Support, liberated the states of North Dakota and Arizona from Spanish and Indonesian Hands. Acknowledging the success of Resistance Wars, we thought it would be mighty useful to begin three more. Guerilla groups have been spotted in Washington, Maine, and Montana, and USA forces are winning in the majority of those Resistance battles.

However, in light of these victories, not all has gone in our favor on this day. South Dakota is under siege by Spaniard forces, and with USA prime-time being left behind, it seems that America will awake with one less state. In addition to this, America lost two states, the recently regained California and New Mexico, to Indonesian and Hungarian forces.

One of the possible causes for our recent success is the fact that ONE forces have begun to branch out and away from the USA. Indonesia and Poland have begun attacks upon our northern brethren, Canada, and Spain has landed on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Understand this, comrades. We are not alone in this fight. As we suffer, so do our allies. And when we triumph, always remember the sacrifices of our allies, and prepare to sacrifice equally.



Now, I’m entirely sure you’ve seen the banners and shouts throughout the country and government papers telling you to join a Military Unit. They say it’s your duty as an American, and that everyone else is joining, and blah blah blah. Now, I know you. You’re the cool loner. The person who shows up when they’re needed, blows shit up, and then fades off into the sunset. Why should you get dragged into a commitment like a Military Unit, and have to follow orders. Blowing shit up is incompatible with orders, unless you’re Special Forces, of course. Well, I’m going to let you in on a little secret about joining a Military Force.
When you’re part of a Military Unit, you can put out 4x the pure fiery damage as if you were a miserable little worker for the man.

Allow me to kindly bombard you with some numbers. The United States Armed Forces supplies each of it’s troops will all of the food he/she can eat. This promise has been tested by the individuals who run Epic Meal Time, so you know it’s legit, hater. The standard loadout of wellness for every 6 hours seems to be 300 Wellness, but with the Town Halls, the average loadout seems to be at about 450 Wellness. So we’ll use that.
It would take 45 Q5 food every 6 hours to maximize your damage output. The standard price of Q5 food is 3.20 USD, fluctuating a bit a times. The current highest wage in the eUSA is 133.01 USD, and a commune only pays 9USD per day, so you would be giving up a wage of 124 USD per day in liu of a buffet. Now, lets do the math;
45 Q5 Food * 3.20 USD = 144 USD
- Okay, so we’re already over the amount of money you would make in one day. In 6 hours. But how much money can you save from fighting? Most people will only be able to fight a max of three times per day, unless you’re some Romper God of War, or someone’s really OCD about fight times.
45 Q5 Food * 3.20 USD * 3 6 hour rotations = 432 USD
432 USD - 133 USD = 299 USD in savings.

So, to put it simply, joining the United States Armed Forces would actually save you 299 USD per day, while allowing you to rank up at a much higher rate than self funding, and letting you rid your homeland of ONE forces! Short of Hookers and Blackjack, this is one of the best deals you can get!

So join the USAF today, and begin reaping the benefits that the Armed Forces provide. If you don’t, you’re a Communist.

Oh, and one more thing.
If you’d like up to the hour Orders on your eRepublik home page, links to military supplies, information about free food and guns from Arm America, and a lot of other cool stuff, check out the National Broadcasting System. Vice President Blank Keating has personally taken on this project, and has put in a lot of work to make it a viable Civilian Coordination tool for you guys, and really, it’ll help you out immensely when trying to make every point of damage count.




S.E.E.S. has Risen



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