WHPR [Day 1,296] - Hey

Day 1,296, 12:26 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Index:
- A Red Flag in Russia
- Spain. Again.
- Barbarians
- eNASA, pew pew



Bummer

Yeah, there’s a red flag in Russia right now. Unfortunately, it’s that of Turkey. As sickening as that is, it’s even sadder that Lithuania was part of the action. Lithuania. That part should make it easy to get Russia back. After all, it’s a country that’s struggled to gain relevance for just about ever. So, that won’t last long.

The sad fact is that Russia got wiped last night; with all of Terra was there to defend it. Sadly, we lost. We’ll bounce back though and free Russia and return it to its glory days. It seems that ONE forgot the times when they were brokeish and Russia was their piggy bank. I’m kind of curious how much gold Russia shelled how from their reserves to help defend Lionking, as well as how much damage Serbia did against Russia during the wiping phase. Of course, the damage would be negligible because Serbia is such a great ally. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

While we’re waiting for the resurgence of Russia, all Russians are welcome to stay in the United States. I’m even willing to share my house with a few of your more attractive citizens. If I believed in pictures, I’d put one of rather attractive Russians here, but alas, I do not. Anyway, we’ve gotten over our McCarthy phase and welcome all aspects of Russian culture. I’m not sure what all the aspects are, but we welcome all of them.



Yawn

Oh look, Spain took some of our 51 regions. How intriguing. What an exciting story. This hasn’t happened before to absolutely no consequence.

Seriously, we’ve been helping our allies and we can afford to lose regions. So we chose to help allies for a bit of temporary suffering. We can pleasantly RW our regions at our leisure since lolSpain. I mean honestly, this happened before when we were helping out Brazil. Then the minute we actually looked back to our own regions, Spain seemed to lose rather quickly. It’s not all that difficult and I’m indifferent about this. Honestly, I care more about the WNBA than this.



Get Ready

Ohboy ohboy ohboy. Sweden is in North America. I’m so excited. If things happen a certain way, we could be fighting Sweden directly. It’d be so exciting, I’d actually buy Q5s for it. Seriously, it’d be fantastic. Once Canada and the United States focus on Sweden, we just have to push them back a few battles. If Sweden loses a few battles, it’s over. They lost their link to North America when Scotland was returned to the UK. So, this should be pretty straightforward, but I’ll go through it step-by-step with you because I’m that kind and helpful.

1. Open battle with Sweden.
2. Win battle easily.
3. Repeat 1-2 until North America is cleansed.
4. Feel good about yourself.

I hope that explains it easily enough for you. If not, feel free to contact a master strategist.



Recruitment?

So, apparently there are people that recruit to this game. I could never do that because I’m too shy and awkward when it comes to sharing things. However, these ladies and gentlemen are staunch supporters of the United States and the community. If they can somehow bring more people into the off-topic section of the forums, well then I will staunchly support their efforts with inspirational music and poetry.

eNASA will be divided into three departments, each of which will have its own director. I’m not sure who the directors are yet, because I don’t actually care. ❤

The three departments are:
- Gaming Site List
- Social Media
- Gaming communities

Listen for more announcements.



I’m too lazy to format this part like other kids did. You should still subscribe to these papers though.

- Glove’s Paper – A paper rather focused on Fight Club.
- Blank’s Paper – Go and learn something, preferably how to bake tasty pastries.
- DoD Orders – I usually like to fight for America, so I look here to find out how to do it.



Don’t hate me,

Kentel
I don’t even know what write here anymore.