WHPR [Day 1,251] There's something in the water...

Day 1,252, 03:46 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Index
1. The ebb and flow of this World War
2. Gun laws are for Communists!
3. Am I just high or is this what I think it is



Some quick updates about the world situation.
Brozil has regained all of their Regions.
If Oaxaca is freed, and seeing as it’s currently 7-0 it most likely will be, Poland will be thrown out of the Western Hemisphere.
China is kicking ass in Eastern Siberia.
Australia has been destroyed by Indonesia. The eUnited States is offering asylum for all Australians wishing to seek it.
Romania refuses to back down with Resistance war after Resistance war, currently attempting to retake Transilvania.
Unsung hero of against Polish aggression, Germany, has been hacking away at Polish territory, achieving victory in Baden-Wurttember, but suffering a heartbreaking 8-6 defeat in Saxony that would’ve done serious economic damage to Poland had it been successful.
Spain continues to parade through the American Heartland, launching another assault on Tennessee after achieving victory in Missouri. However, although Spain currently holds 5 American states, they have done little actual damage to the country, as there has been no actual Economic losses from those states, nor has our population or military been affected adversely, largely due to the efforts of the DoI to move people out of states at risk.
We are also swapping New Jersey to Canada.




Arm America is sponsoring another distribution for players wishing to fight against America’s Enemies any time soon. The ever present guardians of the Second Amendment, these individuals will go to extreme lengths to get everyone armed to the teeth! If you can fit a pistol anywhere on your body, you obviously haven’t been Armed by AA. See this article for more information and the link on how to take part in the mayhem.

The Intern Program is also looking for new Interns. So far the program has been extremely productive in the form of Recruitment booster programs, and National Polling. Get involved with the executive, and start competing with the other interns to find out who will be this months, IRON INTERN. Sign up here, if you dare.




Am I high or does that look like a shark to anyone else? Tilt your head to the right a little bit...
IT’S A GOD DAMN SHARK, I SEEN IT.

Yes, these are the things I will write about if I cannot think of a third thing.



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Until next time,
Probably high
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