WHPR [Day 1,249] For Soviet Russia!

Day 1,250, 03:48 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room

Index
1. Save Mother Russia!
2. Well if I told you then I’d have to kill you
3. Interns in Space!




Fight in Far Eastern Russia
Serbians have overrun the majority of Russia, and have arrived at the doorstep of North America. Stop them here, America. Capitalism and Communism must unite to defeat Evil Serbia.

In other news, Spain has resumed it’s assault on the American Heartland, conquering Indiana and moving forward into Illinois. The battle in Illinois is stable for the moment, but with the arrival of Spanish Prime Time, that could change.

On the bright side of things, Croatia has regained all of it’s regions from ONE aggressors, and outside forces have no resumed their attacks on them. Romania is a different story, however. Romania was wiped off the map after the loss of Bucovina, but they quickly opened a resistance war and took the region back from Hungary. Both nations have re-declared Natural Enemy against each other, but no attacks have been made as of yet.

France continues to chomp away at their occupiers, retaking Lorriane and Pays de la Loire from Poland.

After losing multiple battles against Poland, Brozil was able to repel the Polish assault on Rio Grande do Sul

On the homefront, we’ve had some success in Resistance Wars against our Polish adversaries. After a successful Resistance War in Delaware, we’ve been pressing hard in New Jersey, snatching victory in 5 mini-battles. However, our polish adversaries decided they weren’t going down without a fight, and pushed back, winning 1 mini-battle, and essentially winning the next one as I’m writing this. We need to bring in the cavalry is we plan on winning this one, but that’s quite difficult seeing as Far Eastern Russia is a far more important battle.



Today on words from your government....
Former President Harrison Richardson and Canine Activist Cerb have successfully created the National Security Agency, dedicated to the collection and effective use of knowledge pertaining to our country, and possible threats toward our security and well being. If you consider yourself adept at the gathering of knowledge, foreign affairs, and wish to find your niche in the country, you can find further information in Cerb’s article or on the NSA Google Document.

President of our Anime Fan Club, Emerick, turns a critical eye towards his term, mostly in the form of it’s military and foreign affairs ramifications.

Former Secretary of Media, Lecturer in Bogdanovianism, and the most deserving person of a MMM in the country, Phoenix Quinn, writes about finding the balance in eLife.





Everybody knows that getting more people to our country is the best way of becoming the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE EWORLD. However, it seems that no one really knows how to do that? Do we spam Facebook? Longshot newspaper articles? How about everyone just brings 1 friend to the game? Seeing as all of those other things failed, I’m going to say that no one really does know how to start a baby boom. Except your brilliant government of course.
Combining the work of eNASA with the raw manpower of the White House Intern Program, new programs for getting people here are beginning! Be an Intern, and help make the country great.

The first rollover from eNASA would be the Apollo Program, otherwise known as, a ton of links to gaming sites! Huzzah!
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