What you thinking about Wook? [Issue 3]
Day 2,071, 14:43
•
Published in United Kingdom 
•
by
•
by WookieO
So what has your favourite furball been thinking about this week?
Well it’s been a busy old few weeks actually.
My campaign for Prime Minister in the recent CP elections brought me to the attention of the eUK, but despite a damn good showing at the polls, I failed to win that one.
Do not fear, I’m still alive...
However I play this game like I drink my coffee, with plenty of sugar and slurping at it with gusto. So this minor setback merely got me fired up for some more fun.
Also PM Bohemond4 gave me a cushy MoHA job, tucked in the back office pretending to communicate with you, (yes, even you Mr Big Ant, sir) the eUK public.
My comfy chair where I “communicate” with you...
I’ve been quite excited by the latest war with Germany, that gave me thrills in my private place yesterday and the talk of an airstrike surely makes everyone go moist.
That got me thinking that maybe I should have a go at this congress malarkey. Now as a member of a small but amazing political party like The Skatalites you have to beg, borrow and errrrmmmm, appropriate a chance at a congress seat from a party that has more members and thus more politcal clout.
Political clout...it’s big!
The UKPP is a good solid party full of good solid people and therefore if I am able to find a place on their ticket for this congress election then I know they’ll have made the only sensible choice and I’ll be happy to be amongst them.
What will I bring to Congress? I stood as CP on a platform of fun, fighting and frantic fapping. Or something like that anyway....I forget the details, I’d forget my own head if it weren’t screwed on.
My cousin by marriage, Frankenstein’s Monster, often has this problem...
Apart from all this political nonsense I’ve also been bathed in copious amounts of sweat during this rather excessive heat wave. I’ve even considered getting a full body shave/wax because to be perfectly honest, the amount of hair I’m rocking is close to ridiculous in these temperatures.
But a shaven wookie is just plain wrong.
Not a pretty sight!
Bonus pics!!
tl;dr
Wook4Congress
Skatalites stupendous
UKPP also amazing
Not gonna shave
Well it’s been a busy old few weeks actually.
My campaign for Prime Minister in the recent CP elections brought me to the attention of the eUK, but despite a damn good showing at the polls, I failed to win that one.
Do not fear, I’m still alive...
However I play this game like I drink my coffee, with plenty of sugar and slurping at it with gusto. So this minor setback merely got me fired up for some more fun.
Also PM Bohemond4 gave me a cushy MoHA job, tucked in the back office pretending to communicate with you, (yes, even you Mr Big Ant, sir) the eUK public.
My comfy chair where I “communicate” with you...
I’ve been quite excited by the latest war with Germany, that gave me thrills in my private place yesterday and the talk of an airstrike surely makes everyone go moist.
That got me thinking that maybe I should have a go at this congress malarkey. Now as a member of a small but amazing political party like The Skatalites you have to beg, borrow and errrrmmmm, appropriate a chance at a congress seat from a party that has more members and thus more politcal clout.
Political clout...it’s big!
The UKPP is a good solid party full of good solid people and therefore if I am able to find a place on their ticket for this congress election then I know they’ll have made the only sensible choice and I’ll be happy to be amongst them.
What will I bring to Congress? I stood as CP on a platform of fun, fighting and frantic fapping. Or something like that anyway....I forget the details, I’d forget my own head if it weren’t screwed on.
My cousin by marriage, Frankenstein’s Monster, often has this problem...
Apart from all this political nonsense I’ve also been bathed in copious amounts of sweat during this rather excessive heat wave. I’ve even considered getting a full body shave/wax because to be perfectly honest, the amount of hair I’m rocking is close to ridiculous in these temperatures.
But a shaven wookie is just plain wrong.
Not a pretty sight!
Bonus pics!!
tl;dr
Wook4Congress
Skatalites stupendous
UKPP also amazing
Not gonna shave
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
It's time to get this furry fecker into Congress people!
voted 🙂
i'll take number 1 please..
puff...i'll have 1, 2 and 3
what we on about anyway?
Not entirely sure. I'm sure it's all in the best possible taste though.
I was talking about congress seats...
Only shirt lifters go into Congress...thats a scientific fact. It hasnt been proved by scientists yet but it is scientific fact
I heard yesterday that scientific facts are no longer always scientifically factual. And that's a fact.
I heard Superman wasn't real but if thats the case then who f*cked over Lex Luther eh? EH? Bloody liars
I'd lift the shirts of 1,2 and 3. You can keep congress. It would just be a distraction.
tic tac vote that
For god sake Wookie, because it was such a good paper you made me have to scroll all the way up to vote and subscribe, then scroll all the way down to inform you, although the bonus pictures did lighten the mood 😉
Glad to hear the bonus pics serve a purpose 😉
still got nothing on the humping car/dragon that shit is the best pic ever. fact.
v29, s26. And I think I'll copy that shaven look. I've got far too much as well.