Welcome to eJapan.
Day 2,718, 17:02
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by Rin Orin Kaenbyou
Welcome to the beautiful country of eJapan!
Oh, sorry, that's eJapan three years ago.
Welcome to the Beautiful country of eJapan!
Oh, did I make a mistake again? That's eJapan last year?
Well then... Let's get it right this time.
Welcome to the beautiful country of eJapan!
We have the most beautiful ruins of an once great nation!
We also have (some of) the best comment wars and provocative articles!
We (used to) have some of the highest taxes in the whole eWorld!
What is the government doing you ask? Well, they are busy fighting themselves!
Oh let us not forget that we apparently have no interests our interests are decided somewhere else.
And what will I do about it?
Oh, sorry, that's eJapan three years ago.
Welcome to the Beautiful country of eJapan!
Oh, did I make a mistake again? That's eJapan last year?
Well then... Let's get it right this time.
Welcome to the beautiful country of eJapan!
We have the most beautiful ruins of an once great nation!
We also have (some of) the best comment wars and provocative articles!
We (used to) have some of the highest taxes in the whole eWorld!
What is the government doing you ask? Well, they are busy fighting themselves!
Oh let us not forget that we apparently have no interests our interests are decided somewhere else.
And what will I do about it?
Why you might ask me? Its simple.
I've been a citizen of eJapan since my eBirth, and one thing I've noticed it that whenever we fix something, it ends up even worse after a while!
That is why I have as the President of Moriya Jinja: the only party of Japan dedicated to political neutrality,generally not giving a crap, and cultural development . Decided to continue pursuing such a strategy!
Because it seems whenever we do something, the country becomes even worse.
We are also known as that party that candidates a CP every month for no reason at all!
If you, like us don't want to participate in further, pointless discussion, infighting, or just want a chat about, anime, manga, Japan, or even Touhou. Go ahead and join Moriya Jinja.
We welcome any open-minded person willing to join.
(Oh also if you want to pointlessly blow up stuff, we have an MU, Gensokyo Forces)
Now excuse me, I must retreat to our mighty Chubu bunker, in order to avoid all the incoming fire probably headed for us.
Rin Orin Kaenbyou, Party President of Moriya Jinja.
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Japan has seen a lot of wars
o.o./
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KOMADU 😃
Taxes are back to normal, so you might to correct it before too many people read it 😉
Fixed, sort of.
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I keep agreeing with people..must be the toxic stench coming out of the government's office.
Zero fucks were given.
Good work.
😉
v, best article I've read in a while
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Rin is our god, Rin needs small shrine.
Praise Orin!!!
"Moriya Jinja: the only party of Japan dedicated to political neutrality,generally not giving a crap, and cultural development"...... generally not giving a crap ....well, at least you got that part right xD You know how they say... the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing....and some of people here are ready to do some good regardless of how small that can be (I'm not talking about myself here xD)....so that at the end they can say....well, at least I tried to do and change something, I gave my best despite knowing how futile the fight is. So you can go back to your hibernation and giving zero fucks to everything that is going around you and eJapan and troll away. Because it seems that the best thing you can do....to troll xD
fell free to stay in ejapan and do nothing, feel like ehome
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hahahahaha...multy sleep still
My perfect place for retirement,which starts after all bad guys are gone from eJapan.
correction: All bad guys except me are gone*