Weekly Congress Roundup!

Day 2,697, 14:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Topher Fair

Go away Adastros.



TLDR:
*Congress is approving and rejecting random MPPs.
*IDA is doing... something.
*Everyone is losing their mind over PTOs even though nothing is happening.
*I saved us from high taxes!




GEOPOLITICS

MPPs
We pulled some random countries out of a hat and got Belarus, Peru, Indonesia and Germany. A few Congressmen mumbled something about "Our best allies ever" or "Night damage" or "I saw one of them tank for us once", that's good enough for me!

We don't have a coherent plan for MPPs and I believe that we need one.

Serbia and Hungary are our strongest allies and have been since the start of the game, we have never even LOOKED at Poland. They want us to stop speaking to Chile, so it will be so. Bye Chile.


INTERNATIONAL DEMOCRACY ARMY
IDA have had an epic victory in Switzerlan😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield-new/62259

Now that link seems to show them LOSING 0-99 but that was a week ago and I see that Switzerland is not a Dictatorship at the moment, if President Max Blue wants them to be our cure all for crazy dictators then I'd like to see more than brief mentions in Congress!




eUK POLITICS

CONGRESS REFORM
It was mentioned once, we aren't doing it. Go away.


CITIZENSHIP
Watch out for the LITHUANIAN PTO, the MACEDONIAN MTO and the ARGENTINIAN PTO. We aren't sure which we are going to use yet to discredit Don Dapper, what do you think? Comment below on which kind of PTO we should make up to justify PTOing British Democracy Party for Adastros.

Yes we had screenshots of PMs where Adastros is stirring up shit as usual, Don Dapper is freaking out over his own people asking him about PTOs but not even our promised Big Ant PTO has happened. How are we supposed to scare you into voting for us?




FINANCE

TREASURY THEFT
We still don't have any records of exactly what Wayne spent, where the money is or... anything.

What we are doing is moving the money we have made over the last month out of the country accounts (where a Dictator could steal it), to the Bank of England org (where the Dictator could steal it). Epic plan. Better spend it all on anti Dictator Combat Orders so that we lose the money either way!



TAX RISES
All of the rich foreigners were fleeing the country because President Ed Maxiblue put up all of our taxes. Ironically the tax rises caused LESS tax income because they left to pay those taxes somewhere else!

Luckily I stepped in to save the day and put your taxes back down to 1% 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/United-Kingdom/158067

Now let's use our low tax, high bonuses economy to get more rich tanks and factory owners moving to eUK 😛



-U.N.OWEN