VOTE Ronald Gipper Reagan for President. VOTE FOR AMERICA!
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by Ronald Gipper Reagan
My Fellow eAmericans,
As you well know, the Pfeifferist virus has infected a huge portion of our population. There is an old saying in our country, and it is '15th time's a charm'. This will be my unprecedented 15th time on the US Presidential ballot, and the first time in a year. America is counting on you to elect Reagan, otherwise you must love Obama and Pfeiffer. Those of us on board the USS Nathan James led by Captain McSteamy are fighting to save our country and find a cure. We cannot do it without you though. Vote Ronald Gipper Reagan on Saturday, July 5th and declare your independence! Now here is a gratuitous picture of the ever so handsome Eric Dane in a totally non-gay way and the sexy scientist played by Rhona Mitra who we need to cure the Pfeifferist virus.
My first order of business will be for a Vice President. I will of course choose none other than Adam Baldwin. His plethora of experience both as an NSA Agent and as the Executive Officer of the USS Nathan James makes him uniquely qualified for the position.
In terms of my policy, I will obliterate all Pfeifferist elitists from the eUSA, lower taxes, and create my New Roman Empire alliance, which will consist of cool countries that have a history of being sympathetic to our cause.
🙂One of these countries will rhyme with furbya. America will then officially be awesome. BRAVO ZULU BABY!
Some of you might be asking what my policy will be if the enemies of freedom who have infested our country for far too long want to "negotiate", and my answer is a simple and rightful one. Let me tell you how real Americans handle these sorts of hostile individuals who threaten our freedom.
Will you support the Pfeifferist virus that continues to sicken our country with the puppet candidates you have been force-fed, or will you get on board....
Choose wisely.
For Liberty,
Ronald Gipper Reagan
Sultan of INCI
Leader of the Conservative Revolution
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Hello Serbian
I'm not a Serbian. I just play one on eTV. 😉
SUPPORT RONALD REGAN FOR CP ! hail Regan !!
You know, I do appreciate that you seem to at least write these things with a since of humor.
Also,
"One of these countries will rhyme with furbya."
I honestly imagined a country of furbies. Humans nowhere to be seen, and all they do is play eRepublik. I think that amusing mental image makes your article worth voting. Good work.
Furbya FTW!!! Can't wait to learn to speak furbish...or is it furbian? Perhaps furbanese?
yes but you didn't vote for me coon. 🙁
STFU...GTFO...gasoline and matches still free....
I see you still watch a lot of TV. Enjoy your brief stint as a Party President, it'll be coming to an on the 15th.
BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or Not!
Ronald , You're what rhymes with "cupid" !
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hereWhy don't you poll the 10 or so INCI members here and ask them if they want me as PP you malicious word that rhymes with punt. Get a life.
I love Obama though. Guess that means I cannot vote for you D=
When people are buying votes, it makes it impossible for an honest writer to get a top 5 article.
ALL of the CP candidates, plus Pfeiffer and Ajay, are guilty of this. It's sad.
This I why artists are always starving.
I hate buying article votes, but Largo's attempt to buy an election demanded a very visible response, and there was no way I was going to spend the entire holiday hustling for votes.
awwww, and you want to stay above my article. how cute fluffernutter
Why do all the hate bags get aneurysms over Obama?
I would guess that it might be that Obama is the worse President since world War II according to the news polls. If you like socialism and believe in social Justice you like Obama, if you valve Freedom of choice and individual rights you dislike him. Just remember all the big Twenty century murders were socialist!
Diggs I agree with what you wrote (amen) the problem is that RGR does NOT represent what you wrote he is the exact opposite of that.... so whatever just a egame.
Coming from someone in an MU of PTOers.
Passionate, willful ignorance leads to even more passionate, willful hatred. Eventually, it becomes a self-sustaining loop.
"But he would see this country burn if he could be king of the ashes."
Good lord, leave already please? You will never win, unless your Serbian friends get enough multis to overwhelm our entire country...
"All aboard the RGR presidency vessel!" http://i.imgur.com/TJI656v.jpg
LOL!
How many tanks are you offering to never pay people if they vote for you?
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Goodluck Ron!
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Why don't you leave my real-life family out of this
nah. u make it personal boy
this kind of thing makes you a puke ajay. really . someday you are going to threaten someones family and they are going to hunt you down.
Wayste😛 that's precisely what that was unfortunately... meet Ajay the RL stalker
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Reported for External Advertising of a poor TV show on a corporate controlled network.
Also for plain stupidity.
You're the one burning through brain cells with ILLEGAL drugs. Actually, it is the highest rated cable show of the year, and the reviews are overwhelmingly positive.
ALso, you are just jelly that Eric Dane is 100 x more handsome than you will ever be
Verified for homo
You got a real thing for this Eric fellow.
Ajay and Eric, sitting in a tree...
He is one sexy man. Rebecca Gayheart is lucky 😉
Also, you don't even know who he is. That's sad. Bet you don't know who Michael Bay is either.
Michael Bay is a hack who hasn't directed anything worth watching since The Rock
TNT. DRAMA. BOOM! READ IT AND WEEP.
This year? Care to defer *cough cough* FIFA World Cup *cough cough*
Reported for External Advertising of a poor TV show on a corporate controlled network.
Also for plain stupidity.
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