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Hello Asterian warriors!!!


Another issue of VoA is here. Today our main topic is elections in the Asterian empires.

We will start our report with the ABC countries.

Argentina: The elections that took place in almost all the new world went pretty good and for the first time nobody complained about them. The reason is simple. Argentina has chosen not to take part as anti PTO measure.

Soy Malvinas state😛 There was no need for congress since we have no money because we spent it fighting Poland. We will have a quiet month and the next CP will be admiral general congressman MoFA and MoD. We hope that we will get rubber and one of the big boys in Asteria will come to take it. By doing that we secure congress by doing only 1 rw every month!!!



Brazil: In this sunny country people went back into old habits. They felt nostalgic for the days-months they used to spend without congress and they took a decision to repeat that again. A big parade took place in Rio in order to celebrate the event.


Lutzein state😛 In eBrazil we like to keep our traditions and been deleted for a really long time is our greatest!!!



China: In this country with the undeniable beauty people have chosen to visit historical monuments like the great wall of China and forgot to vote at least this is that what Asterian HQ told us. Although the exact words were "I am Bruce" we tried to do our best with translation.

From China we got no statement since all of them are still missing.



In the other Asterian countries we had no surprises people went to vote and farmville is their main concern.


In other Important things in Asterian political scene.


There was an attempt against our beloved emperor Kim Bruce Un. http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Slovenia/154483 . After he saw that he was devastated and went to wash the dishes. Inside info that we got is saying that he will find the traitor and will force him to change his name into "I love Bruce".
Director of the first "forest gump" Robert Zemeckis state😛 I am with Bruce during this hard time and i will prove this by making the sequel of Forrest Gump with the story of Bruce. It will be named "Running naked with the hands in your pocket No2 a colonels tail"

Another interesting thing is that inf0rmer is going for CP in Serbia!!http://www.erepublik.com/en/presidential-candidates/country-65 After winning the contest for the biggest name in irc history with the name
informer[DSG][future_cp_of_Serbia][future_AsterianSG][friend_of_Bruce][beat_that_name_if_you_can]

Desert hamster state😛 inf0rmer was the only choice i had. Since i love desert he promised me a tour in all Iranian deserts after his election. I really couldn't refuse this offer! After all I cant be CP this month so I had to put a person that I trust!





We asked HQ about their military plans and we got some interesting replies.



VoA: Some people say that we should do something for ABC congress.


NueveOcho: I believe that we are already doing something.


VoA: I am sorry but what exactly are we doing to help them?


NueveOcho: After the resource war announcement we started making plans on how Serbia Romania and Ektonistan will get more bonus.


VoA: I am sorry but i failed to see how this can help them...


NueveOcho: You got to see the big picture. We get 15/15 for us and then people of ABC can ask cs and get all the bonus they need. By doing that we secure bonus for the citizens from all important countries and minion countries citizens(i am sorry i wanted to say ABC citizens) can benefit from that. They don't have to spend 10k cc for pointless rw and they will save money!!!


VoA: ok...


VoA: What about the Poland issue?


Ekto: Well we get feedback from our citizens and we choose to ignore it because we can! In Poland's case NAP wasn't enough. The 60% of world damage can't beat the 40% and this is a problem that we have to solve we will do that by getting Poland into Asteria.

VoA: But people from Romania said that they don't like them.

Ekto: And who are they to say what they want or not? They will do what we want or else mama Serbia will replace them with a minion(Hungary) but as we all saw in smoothziga’s article their government will say yes in the end . We need Poland and few more countries in order to get 80% of damage. This might give us a chance to make 1 win in a campaign, so deal with it.


VoA: But since when the 60% can't win the 40%?


Ekto: Since the day i said it, don't question my math end of story!


Well people one more issue of VoA is over!!!