Victory!

Day 1,166, 11:25 • Published in Philippines Japan • by Myung Kei
Short little article, but ah well, I am too excited to post a wall of text! 😃

:: NEWS :: Visayas was secured by Philippines in the war versus Colombia ::


Congratulations ePhilippines! we successfully defended ourselves from the eColumbian invasion! It may only be the first battle in a (hopefully not) long war, but in the face of such daunting odds, we found very great friends abroad, and very devoted citizens at home who risk so much to protect the country we love.

My personal thanks to soldiers from eCanada, eCroatia, eMalaysia, eSingapore, eIsrael, and other nations on the eGlobe for helping to defend ourselves in the wake of the ePhilippines having no MPP's. You guy's were awesome! And a Congressional thank you to PiginZen, a very charitable eAmerican who donated 100g of his own money to help pay for an MPP with the eUSA. ePH can hardly start to begin its words of gratitude for such philanthropy.

At home, I think Revilo X needs several rounds of applause for giving out weapons and food to citizens both in and out of the PACMEN, a truly devoted businessperson and eCitizen. On the political side, Keegan Knoll (Mr. Knoll) has been a very active president and has worked tiresomely to work out not only the future MPP with the eUSA, but in helping to distribute supplies to our national military. Keep up the good work Mr. President, and may Congress see you in good faith by rejecting the current impeachment proposal.

Hekter, I still ❤ you to.

But now lets remind ourselves that this war is not yet over, and now more than ever will we need to pull together to survive the storm that awaits our boat ahead. Furthermore, in the back of our minds, we have to remember that although we have been attacked by eColumbia, we all still are all playing a game, so while we are at it...why not have a good time? So stay brave, true, and fun ePhilippines! 🙂

*Insert Stereotypical Patriotic Picture Here*



(I can hardly wait to see what our MoM will write about our victory in Visayas, can you? Hope the Minister of Merriment can keep us very merry this week.)