VI: Spam and Pizza

Day 1,030, 15:34 • Published in USA USA • by Little Old Halfling

You may notice that my beautiful and previous article is now deleted. Why you may ask? Because of a little message I got:

"WARNING

You have received a warning from the admin with the following message: Spam is not allowed, relate your articles to eRepublik!

Abusive article: "VI: A Simple Guide to Pizza"

Law Infringements List"

First off, I don't even understand how I was spamming. Second, my article is very relevant to Erepublik, I will have you know. Maybe admin couldn't understand the sarcasm that was apparently layered in there, so let me be more blunt.

Good Pizza (Claire Littleton)


A woman who is nice, strong, and knows how to have fun, Claire is a steadfast eUS politician (there, relevancy) who has served her country and can serve it again. I am confident she can turn the enslaved Conservative Party into the proper functioning arm of government it is supposed to be.

Now.

Bad Pizza (Pizza the Hut)


Pizza the Hut has stated several times that he is not a Hungarian. I won't argue that, that's for others to fight for. What I will argue is that every legitimate player in this game I have come across has said that all Pizza desires is not the good of those who he works for, but only himself. His candidacies have been overtly poor for the nation and have subjugated new players into a system of tyranny and oppression which is, much like his picture, revolting.

To recap, vote Claire today, and you get more of this:


And less of this:


So, today my fair Americans, vote Claire, the official eUS sponsored candidate, who will bring sexy conservatism back into style.

Click here to do so.

Vote American, vote Claire, damn the man, and stay frosty everybody!