V2 needs a new and necessary addition: Tea

Day 892, 09:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby

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What an excellent idea, how would it work?

With the introduction of Lana to the training grounds, people’s strength had the potential to increase dramatically with a simple monetary tip to the tank-topped brunette. And Napoleon. Yet people’s trades and skills remained gloriously standard, the simple 0.02 a day for months on end. Fear this paradigm rate of work no more, for the delights of the golden nectar will transform you into the hero of the workplace!


An avid tea drinker, also part time builder

The procedure

Following the gold/% rate of the strength skill, the different types of tea will result in a different rate of productivity and trade skill increase:-


Tea Selection

0.5G - Yorkshire Tea: 50% increase (+0.03)
0.85G - Camomile Tea: 100% increase (+0.04)
1G - Earl Grey Tea: 200% increase (+0.06)
1.8G - English Breakfast Tea: 350% increase (+0.09)

But what if you want milk/sugar/biscuits?



A very good question. Sugar, milk and biscuit mines can be introduced to countries that lack other resources to really boast their market capabilities and increase competition globally. PHX and EDEN will be fighting over them for centuries!

These additions can be used with a tea to give it that extra kick.


American Biscuit


So don’t delay chaps! Join me in my campaign to introduce tea and biscuits to eRepublik, V2!