V1 had Kamikazee. Now we have eSUICIDE!

Day 1,192, 09:18 • Published in Greece Thailand • by deleted smee
Goodevening San Diego,

Old players will remember kamikazee from v1. Kamikazee is when we would fight down to 30 wellness and heal the next day in hospital. By doing a kamikazee, which was very rare, you could get a couple extra fights and a little extra damage in for an important battle.

Since V1 there has been no more kamikazee... until now..

now we have ULTIMATE KAMIKAZEE!!!



What is ULTIMATE KAMIKAZEE you ask?

Well to put it simply, it's eSUICIDE!


Wait,.. what?!

Well, it goes like this - yesterday after fighting I was stuck with 14 wellness and was thinking "What can i still do?". I can't fight.. BUT , i can work in a company as a manager!



And so I lost 10 wellness.

Then I was stuck with 4 wellness and I thought to myself "What can I still do?". I can't work.. BUT, I can still move with a Q1 moving ticket!

And so I lost 4 wellness.

Then I was stuck with 0 wellness and I thought to myself "WAIT! if I dont buy a wellness pack, I will die and get 50 wellness for free tomorrow by resurrecting!"



So there you have it.. ultimate kamikaze... eSUICIDE!


What you do,

1 - you arrange your food consumption so after your last fight your at 14 wellness.
2 - At 14 wellness, work in a company as a manager, you will go down to 4 wellness or below.
3 - Move with a q1 ticket to go down to 0 wellness.
3 - At day change you will lose wellness and die. (ohhh nooo!!!!)
4 - Tomorrow you will resurrect with 50 wellness for free! (oh yayy!!!!)


The way I figure it, eSuicide is almost like getting a free Q5 house which also gives 50 wellness.


TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T TRY IT. I BOUGHT A WELLNESS PACK TO GO TO 10 WELLNESS SO I WOULDN'T DIE, AND FRANKLY I DO NOT SUGGEST ANYBODY TRY THIS. BUT IF SOMEBODY DOES THIS REPEATEDLY, I WOULD BE INTERESTED TO KNOW THE RESULT.


happy eSuiciding!


Until next time, stay classy San Diego.
smee again


P.S. Yes, I have already submitted a ticket to see if this is a "mistake" or if it is acceptable. (I don't know?).